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... I actually TRIED to piss you off there! But fine, it seems as if I have to try even harder to irk you! Why am I doing this you might ask? Well it's easy: I try to be a good girlfriend to let my boyfriend play some more games because I have had an incredible and cosy day with him otherwise :D So now with my next attempt I'll tell you about my first pet! I was about seven years old when I asked my parents what they would get me for my birthday and after a while they said: chippings (You know the kind of bottom-covering you would have in your pets cage) I, as a child, were obviously confused and a bit upset (This is actually shown on a picture of me when I am to open my presents) It turns out that I got chippings, cage and everything else that you could possible have wanted for your first pet. After this my parents told me that we were going to the store to pick up my very first guinea-pig! He was black and brown with long fur and I named him Oscar and he was super-cute! But then he sadly died for unknown reasons some months after this ... I got a new guinea-pig! Her name was Bella and since the owner of that pet-shop was a retard they kept mles and females together so ...as you might guess, she was pregnant and one day when I woke up there were a dead baby in her cage ... Mum accused dad of feeding her meat (XD) Poor Bella was too young for all of this and she died that evening ... Then we went to another pet shop and this time I picked out a black, white and brown guinea-pig and named her Maja. I got to keep that fat little one for five years! She was so wild that she ran all around in her cage and fractured her leg. The vets told us that there was nothing to do and that we just had to keep an eye on her. She got better! Though through all of her life she had trouble not pissing in my lap. I didn't care too much since I had absorbing paper beneath her when I cuddled her. I lost her when I was 13 and to this day ( I'm turning 23 in August) I still miss her sometimes. She died of a vaginal tumour that sort of just fell out of her. Now that I look back at this story it's just filled with so much death! Before anyone decides to comment that I shouldn't have had my guinea-pigs alone I must say that I didn't knew this as a child and it was even legal back then to have them alone. I have always adored my animals and after Maja we got a Rabbit! I named him Ludde (Translate this to ...Fluffy or something, I think that would work) Ludde had these HUGE balls that his shit got stuck in thus making him smell awful at times. When Ludde was about a year or something we got a dog! He is still alive and one of my best friends to this day! Sadly he's getting old and I have no idea about what I'll do once he passes away :( About a year ago I moved to my first own place and got a cat that I named Hades, she's white with these huge green eyes. Then I got a brown,black and white Maine coon/ Norweigan forest cat that I named Mara and they are still young and healthy and I really do hope that they get to stay with me for a very long time<3 THERE, CAN YOU PLEASE BE ANNOYED NOW!?