Magic things don't exist
Life's not magical, no matter how anyone tries to magically make a lot out of something that's so small it's not, it can't happen, reality's a literal thing, if it's small it's still small, if it's less it's still less, it's not paradoxical.
Less is not more, small is not a lot no matter how you try to make a lot out of it, it's not going to happen. And you can't be an educated idiot, everything is rational therefore if you're irrational it's rational that reason says you defy reason, since everything is rational it's rational to be irrational and it's rational to stubbornly act rational (like me).
It's even rational that you contradict because reason says you're being irrational, therefore reason is real and it exists even if you think you're rational.
Reality is real literally, it's not a dream, it's not in your mind, as even the deceptions are real, everything exists. It's not symbolic, if I'm acting literally, if I'm normal literally you should take that literally like I'm normal literally. Things don't happen magically, I'm not magically different, I'm normal, I'm typical, I have no strong individuality. When I do something special it's normal but it's not magically the same as you, different is different literally, there's no such thing as a paradox and what's symbolic is my thoughts, my writing, reality is not literally what your writing says, nor is it exactly what you think, only fiction is symbolic, reality is real, it represents exactly itself.