Making extreme diahorrea noises in public toilets

When I'm at work & bored (I work part time while at college in a shitty chain clothes store), I sometimes like to amuse myself in my toilet breaks thusly: I use a cubicle, and when I hear someone come in, I start off by tightening my cheek and letting a little air out to create a rasping, squeaking fart sound. I sometimes follow this up with a louder, wetter sounding fart effect by vibrating my lips.

For the grand finale I go all out, interspersing deafening sopping farts and splatters with groans - sometimes even using the prop of a toilet brush to splash the water in the bowl, thus creating the illusion of diahorrea literally exploding in wet droplets within the porcelain chalice.

For some reason this amuses me greatly, imagining the look of horror on the victim's face, their nose wrinkled in anticipation of the stench a genuine diahorreal attack of such magnitude would no doubt create. So, is this normal?

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Based on 77 votes (37 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • kittenlittle

    THAT IS SO FUNNY i'm going to try that, i would probably end up laughing though. but i dont think its normal

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  • Painful1

    Though I've never done it and I said it wasn't normal, it sounds incredibly hilarious!

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  • Darkoil

    Too funny, made me lol for about 20 minutes

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  • alv1592

    lol wow. that's gross and immature, but it actually made me lol!

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  • hotmama50

    rotfl that is hilarious

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  • BOYracer88

    HA HA FUCKING HA! seriously i nearly shit myself with laughter, im gunna do that from now on, sounds like fun and seems like youve got it down to a fine art, YOU JOKER lol

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  • zEropoint

    Normal?

    You're fucking AWESOME!

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  • swimmk

    I <3 poop!

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  • sirfucksalot

    you are the shit!!!that is awesome but you gotta add some noices of beating off

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  • Tallerico500

    I for one do the same. I also drop nickels in the tiolet for added effect.

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  • ObsessedWithReedus

    Haha thats awesome... And you describe things very vividly, do you write?

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  • ~L~

    HAH

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  • gowila

    How immature. But funny though

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  • Hahahahaha that's hilarious!!!

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  • DAT JUST DISCUSSING

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  • imgx64

    You're disgusting. Plus, aren't you supposed to work instead of annoying customers?

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