Making ramen in my bath water

Whenever I feel peckish while preparing my bath I bring a bag or two of ramen into the bathroom, down dress into my birthday suit and climb into the water. I then open the packages and submerge the dry noodle squares.

Now I know what you're thinking, and I'll answer the question for you-- no I do not put bubble bath in the water. Who the hell wants soapy ramen??

It takes a while for the ramen to be in edible condition but it is totally worth the wait. I enjoy a long bath anyways so I have no problem at all! Once they have taken the shape of noodles, I add the seasoning!

Then it's chow time!!

After partaking in my bathtime noodle feast I proceed with the regular routine of adding bubble bath and getting fresh and clean! When I'm done I usually smell of lavender and chicken but who cares!? I'm fed and clean!

Is it normal I kill two birds with one stone with this routine??