Masturbating and ejaculating into your hand.

Ok so here is latest thing that I like doing:-
When I am on my way to a business meeting with my Peers I like to take a bit of time before the meeting to go to the restrooms and masturbate. When I ejaculate I shoot my sperm into my hand, then I rub my hands together and use my sperm as a hand lotion.

I then go to the meeting and shake hands with all my colleagues who are in attendance at the meeting.

Do you think that this is "normal" behaviour?