Me and my friends

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Me and three of my friends like to dress all in white, wearing bowler hats, stomping boots, suspenders and codpieces, and we enjoy walking the streets at night and randomly attacking people. The other night we beat up a drunken irish tramp who was singing away under a bridge, we then went to an abandoned theatre where we saw our rival gang and proceeded to fight them. I still live at home with my parents, I have a pet snake, and enjoy classical music. We spend a lot of our time drinking milk that's been laced with drugs like mesculin or adrenocrome, it gets us prepared for a night of violence. But as of late I feel like my friends, I like to call them my droogs, have started to turn on me, I'm not sure if this is just paranoia or if they resent me for being their fearless leader.

Is this paranoia normal?

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Based on 33 votes (15 yes)
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  • thundercat
    14 years ago

    Hahah, yeah, that was the first it came to my mind reading that B.S.
    Then I thought it was a revival of the Three Stooges in uniform.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Fake - Clockwork Orange

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  • peterrabbyt69
    7 years ago

    I could easily beat the fucking shit out of any of you guys.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    There's a strong scent of Clockwork Orange in the air. Why is that?

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  • tentacleTherapist
    12 years ago

    Yo man, you with da Bloods, or da Crips?

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  • MagickWithoutTears
    12 years ago

    I'm sure most people on this site have never even heard of this movie.

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  • bigtoy
    12 years ago

    Like it's going to be so hard for the police to pick you guys up, you being so incognito in white and that...that's if what you say you are doing is true.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Yikes. I don't think this is going to end well for you. ;)

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  • Scarred4life
    14 years ago

    1. This is fake
    2. Beating people up is not something you should be proud of

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  • PoisonFlowers
    14 years ago

    Very oomny malchick.
    You're a nazz for writing such bolshy yarbles.

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