Men - do you prefer pissing in the woods or pissing in the sink?

Just had my kitchen done aint gonna piss in that baby!! Rather go in the woods and piss on someones picnic!!!

I don't recommend peeing up against the wall of a police station. They really take against things like that.

How come men always needs something to pee up against anyway? It works just the same without, but we rarely do that.

Woods. Why would I piss in a sink?

this poll was so random, but quite humorous.. lol i'm a girl by the way and i've pissed in the sink, just go up and sat on it.. and the woods, don't like it because i don't like using a leaf as toilet paper.. lol

The woods is more my speed. I like to pee on dirt and watch it as it gets blown away by my piss stream. Snow is cool to pee on too, ya know how it just slices through it like a lazer beam! Wow I'm going to go pee in the snow when I get done here!!!

Woods. I'm more of an outdoors person.

Pissing most anywhere can be fun. Best is with a lady holding it for me. One lady kept trying to write her name while I pissed. Her penmanship was poor, but it sure was fun.

early morning woody wood piss

a sink? i dunno, id be pretty hard to aim that high

I'm a woman but I like to go outdoors. The fresh air on my cooter and the squatting in the grass... ah there is just nothin' more refreshing than a nice wee in the woods.

who the fuck pisses in the si..
oohh i did it once cause my mum was in the toilet and i wouldve pissed myself otherwise , the 2nd time i pissed out of the window.

I'm a girl, i like weeing in woods because the idea that anyone could just walk by and see my downstairs turns me on lol

The woods. Any excuse to let the li'l beast breathe fresh air.

Yeah, why the fuck would I want to piss in the sink? Lol.

I pissed on the window of a 711 once at 2AM, because he wouldnt let me use the bathroom. Taught him a lesson.

Ive also pissed on my friends couch because he kept trying to fuck with me when I was trying to sleep(I was drunk of course). I warned him 20 times, saying, "I'm gonna piss on your couch", very clearly, at first it was a joke, but then I was like fuck it. And let loose(I rolled on my side and stuck my dick in that crack between the cushions, I didnt piss on myself lol). I told him I was pissing as I was pissing, and then I stopped about halfway, and finished in the bathroom.
Taught him a lesson too.

in the woods who the hell will piss the sink lol ?

it makes me feel more animal if i piss in the woods..given that i am half animal

I would rather piss while I'm taking a shower.

I'd prefer the woods or outside but i have become a master at peeing in the sink without using my hands

Yea sometimes I piss in the bathroom sink while I brush my teeth, or i'll brush my teeth while pissing in the toilet

anywhere but the ordinary places

I pee in the woods
Preferable to the sink
Don't like sink on dick

i love pissing every where even in public as long as children are not around i dont c y men cant piss where ever they want outside of course

I Like pissing in rusty old sinks I find in the woods. That way I kill one stone with two or three birds.

i piss in the sink or on the floor when im at a hotel room. cuz i dont give a fuck. but when im at home i rather pee of my balcony and get those motherfuckers walking on the street below

I pissed on the side of the road in Maine once when I was 10. I had to go badly and we were miles away from a restroom. Lol. A fly tried to go into me. I screamed.

It's great to piss in the woods...especially when there are many women watching me!

I prefer pissing in the commode, but if out of necessity I must piss somewhere else, I make sure that no one else is nearby, especially the law. I heard that my poor grandpa once got arrested for taking a pee on the side of the road. When I lived up north, a lot of times Canadians would come down and relieve themselves right on the side of a public highway. (No offense to Canadians - I am sure that many of you are fine and modest people!)

One thing about taking a whiz in the woods, there are usually a lot of nice big trees to hide behind! My wife and I were once doing some yardwork for a neighbor of her mom's when she spied some young boys peeing on a wooded lot across the road. I think she got quite a charge from that, lol.

definitely the woods. let your stream of human dominance saturate the earth and become the lifeblood of all that we rule over. lmao... jk i don't really think that when i piss outside. i just think "aaahhhhhhhhhh". done.

Woods! Woods is fun sometimes. Peeing in a sink is boring, the toilet is right there, might as well save some time. I've peed out my window in the middle of the night before. It's a two story house, I peed off the second floor

I pee in the woods all the time since I live 10 minutes from a national forrest. so idk I've only peed in a few sinks in my whole life, but its one of those things that u mark ur territory

definitely in the woods
I'm thinking if I ever tried
to pee in the sink, piss would
get everywhere and it'd be all
gross and everything

The sink is closer to me than the woods. I don't like the trees, insects, and furry animals watching me take a leak.

Look under your sink, there is a big S in the drain pipe and at the bottom is where your piss will end up in a steaming pool, just laying there stinking and turning into a violent smelling mixture of acid and vinegar by the time you wake up in the morning. I prefer the woods.

would have to be outdoors in the woods

tried both but ima go with woood simply because of the smell unless its someone elses sink in which case sinkk!!

im on my gfs account-im too lazy to make my own, but i'd rather piss in my gfs mouth

Do you know the difference between poor Irish folk and civilized Irish folk?

The civilized Irish take the dishes out of the sink before pissing in it!

why would someone want to use the sink

Where i live, its nothing to piss in the woods, every guy does it. If your outside and need to go, why run inside when the tree is right there?

Also, what is the point of pissing in the sink, if im inside, ill use a toilet.

The Sink? You DO know there is something called A TOILET?!

i like pissing in sinks. especially when its the sink of a persons house that i dont know....

What happened to toilets?

my room mate at the time when we were renting rooms in the basement said piss in the sink. its better then having to go all the way upstairs to use the washroom. I never believed in pissing in the sink. ever. I'd take the effor to go upstairs to use the washroom but outdoors when too far from a washroom I have pissed in the woods before. Secret is I use the top of my pants to aim so I wouldnt touch mr woody that way no one could say ewww u were holding your penis and shook my hand after! lol

I will piss in the woods especially for guys to watch me too & they can all come to me & line up to piss in my mouth.,,,,,,YUM!

If anyone wants me to get on my knees....I will drink their piss & swallow their cum!

My ex-girlfriend's son pisses in juice bottles just because he is too damn lazy to get off his ass and pee in the toilet. Then again he is 19 and requires Mommy to do everything for him that is one reason amongst many why she is my ex.

what do you think a toilets for?

The woods is manlier, makes me feel like Bear Grylls, especially when people are filming me.

You're kidding right? The woods are miles away!

The woods. It's easier to be able to just unzip your pants and go whereever, but I'm almost never near the woods.

I want the sink!The floor in the woods will splatter the piss on my feet and legs!

The woods...sinks should be clean.

having someone piss in my mouth sounds like fun

When I am outside = Woods
When I am inside = Sink

i piss in the sink shower pop-cans bottles cups if i got to piss)

and i pissed on a cars brake pads so it would heat up and they would have to smell it going down the road.

Wow, hard choice...inside Sink, outside Woods

woods, but only because it would be a bitch to clean off the sink if an accident should happen :)

Not a dude - BUT - urinating in the sink should never be an option, if you're already in the bathroom, take a piss, rinse your hands off, don't pee in there, grody.