Methamphetamines fight off the coronavirus

You can Google it and you'll get the answers needs there is numerous health benefits to methamphetamines

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  • raisinbran

    I heard killlng yourself will stop the virus

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  • dappled

    They certainly do. And also that annoying tendency to want to have a job and a relationship and teeth.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Uh no, those fuckers always have colds.

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    • RoseIsabella

      ... and sores.

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      • Tommythecaty

        And sore colds....

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        • RoseIsabella

          ... and cold sores.

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  • LloydAsher

    Oooooor you could just take more vitamin D. Boost your immune system and let it sort out a 99.8% survival rate virus.

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    • dillpickleplutofent

      You and OP should hook up, sounds like you got the good shards and he could use your connect

      Plz go lick a doorknob. Change your will and give me the digits of your adult daughter (or son, I'm not picky) first tho.

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      • LloydAsher

        Lookie you going back on an 8 month comment about a virus and a lockdown that was relatively new.

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        • dillpickleplutofent

          Yup, look at me. I demand you look at me, I love attention, that's why I put all these "patriotic" bumper stickers up, promote conspiracy theories, and race bait on a seldom used website. I really really like attention. Hey calm down Lloyd I'm talking about me not you.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    crack too

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Probably does. It gives you so much energy maybe you dont even notice your coronavirus.

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  • dirtybirdy

    No thanks

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  • SaltyKraken

    Sure why not

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  • PonyProblem

    * prays * please be a joke, please be a joke, PLEASE BE A JOKE.

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  • BlackButler

    Well yeah, like with heroin. Nothing gets in and nothing gets out. But once you stop the drug you are so vulnerable to illness like never before.

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  • momgetthecamera

    I heard that if you show the numbers on the back of your credit card, you can prevent the virus from targeting you! What???!!

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    • dillpickleplutofent

      I also heard this. Post those numbers, OP!

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  • Gorte

    That's the problem they're having with it though .it fights off all kinds of things, except people get to addicted to they can't control it enough to make it worthwhile. Just like hydrocodone not everyone that gets prescribed to them gets addicted to them some people can do things in moderation and be happy in life and have a job and a car and a house and teeth. Of course you had the stereotypical meth head that has run down trailer house and nothing. But seriously if you don't believe me Google it.

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  • Meowypowers

    I mean Trump is always jacked and he hasn't caught it.

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    • BlackButler

      He has ADHD. Not a meth addiction. Just saying.

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      • CDmale4fem

        And people with ADHD are given what to keep them level ? Ritalin, and that is pretty much a prescribed speed or meth.

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        • dillpickleplutofent

          This rumor is dumb as hell. Ritalin is not basically prescribed meth. They're both stimulants, but Ritalin (methylphenidate) is not even an amphetamine. In fact, it's distantly derived from Thebaine, an alkaloid of the Opium Poppy.

          They're both stimulants, but they're not very comparable. Ritalin is WAY weaker and far less euphoric. Caffeine, also being a stimulant, could be taken in high enough doses to produce effects similar to Ritalin. They make caffeine powder and people snort that shit if they're desperate for a high.

          One further piece of evidence that Ritalin is not "prescription meth" is that methamphetamine IS prescribed, under the brand name Desoxyn, but this is EXTREMELY rare and only reserved for the most treatment-resistant cases of morbid obesity, or in even rarer cases ADHD (and only if there is no history in the patient or their family of addiction or mood disorders).

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          • CDmale4fem

            So you never had or heard of someone that does not have ADHD looking to buy any ritalin ? I have known people that have taken ritalin and it is like speed to them.

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  • litelander8

    And all this time I thought it was the copious amount of whiskey keeping me well.

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    • CDmale4fem

      Nothing wrong with a little blood in your alcohol stream.....
      Wait .... WHAT ?

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  • Vvaas

    ok meth head

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