Mi-6/cia robot espionage.

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In recent periodicals, stories have surfaced about western intelligence services using small robots that are indistinguishable from cockroaches. These robots have nano-microphones that respond to microwave radars located in parked cars a few hundred meters away.

Is there any place that is free from the Thought Police? Are democratic governments becoming puppets of the World Coalition of Totalitarian Agencies? You tell me, IIN?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    so the cia headquarters in langley is now nothin more than a roach motel?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Yep. Them spies is getting laid off, and being replaced by automation.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        im not sure ole michael westen could handle that after all hes been through

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    So the lesson here kids is if you see a tiny cockroach sized robot, urinate directly on it.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      so yallre tryin to git me arrested a fourth time at taco bell?

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      • slings_and_arrows
        9 years ago

        I wonder what you did the other 3 times?

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        • green_boogers
          9 years ago

          Are you saying that cyborg cockroaches will zombify the employees at Taco Bell? This could turn into a real life "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".

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          • slings_and_arrows
            9 years ago

            Was this comment for me?

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              9 years ago

              It was for you, Rosie, or Sidewalk man. I'm wondering what sinister collective knowledge the three of you have.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        LOL!

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I saw something about this in the news where they were using the cockroach cyborgs to search for dead bodies.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I can say, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that neither MI-6 nor the CIA can bug my boat. My 30.30 Winchester with it's scope, worked very well bringing down what I thought was a government drone (it wasn't and the photographer guy was really pissed), so I expect those won't be bothering me again either. I don't even have to wear my tin foil hat any more!

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      30-30?

      hey gots guns whatll shoot moren 70 yards nowadays there zebadiah

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        Ain't much interested in sharks more than about 20 yards away, so I think the 30.30 will do just fine.
        Only an idiot would travel internationally with a weapon not considered a sporting weapon, aboard a boat.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          9 years ago

          dont really think theys much distinction

          either its a gun or not. git yall a nice secret compartment like i knows yall has and a fuckin AR

          and a crossbow for them sharks. thatll pass customs every time

          they gots some bad ass fuckin crossbows nowadays. silent death too

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          • thegypsysailor
            9 years ago

            See, there you go again, tryin to think. Please be careful, you might hurt yourself.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              9 years ago

              You think that tropical disease you're getting over was bad? Wait until a capsule of cyborg cockroaches from outer space lands on your boat and starts taking revenge.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
              9 years ago

              I had yall out thunk the day i were born mr man

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Amazon is experimenting with express shipping by drone. Some hospitals are using drones to deliver emergency equipment and meds for people having heart attacks as well. Hope you don't get too eager with that 30-30.

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    This is interesting, you got any links OP?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Yep, good reading.

      http://weburbanist.com/2011/04/25/top-secret-11-stealthiest-spy-gadgets-tech/
      http://atwar.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/06/19/imagining-the-future-of-military-gadgetry/?_r=0
      http://www.starpod.us/2011/12/18/robobugs-could-secret-miniature-drone-technologies-take-down-rogue-governments/#.VJn_psAOA

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      • slings_and_arrows
        9 years ago

        Cheers OP.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    you can buy robots like that in toy stores.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Do they have nano-microphones?

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    So three of my posts here were thumbed down...that's nice. And I think I know who it is who's got it in for me. So fuck you too.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Come on Ms. Slinger. If a smart, provocative female like you doesn't rile a few people up, she's not doing her job. A thumbs down is a mark of honor provided it was given for subtle wit and haunting commentary. Only the best of us are truly good trolls.

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