Morning wood won't subside

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Yea so my ... Uh, I don't how to put this... My erected penis is just chilling there.

Usually I wake up, read a couple is it normal post (that sometimes does the trick, then I'm flaccid). If that doesn't work I go take a piss, and that always works, but not today.

It's been almost an hour and it's still just poking around. I can't go to the living room like this.

Anyway is it normal to have morning wood for this long?

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Based on 37 votes (22 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • Steve2
    8 years ago

    Your penis just wants some attention, I think. Why not fantasise about an imaginary woman, 42 years your junior, and give your penis some "attention"?

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  • Bigcahonies
    8 years ago

    My morning wood is my best friend, I like playing with him until he spits and disappears!

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  • IMissMary
    7 years ago

    I put my morning wood to work.

    Nothing more sad than a wasted morning wood

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    love to wake up to morning wood starts the day off

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    • ews
      8 years ago

      One day you will wake up and there will be no morning wood and there will be much sadness.

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  • ews
    8 years ago

    Masturbate like the rest of us. You must know how to do that.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      @: Steve2, @: Bigchahonies.
      Jerking off just feels lonesome and pathetic when you reach a certain age.

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      • DADNSCAL
        8 years ago

        True. Maybe he's trying to tell you need a real live woman(or man if you're gay/bi) to relieve his tension in the morning.

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