Most of you are jewish

Well, I guess you were expecting some kind of troll post, weren't you? You should know bettah than to try and outsmaht your mutha! You haven't been taking your medicine recently, have you? You're trying to leave mother a widow AND childless??? I shoulda known what would happen if you went off to that bigshot college of yours, you nevah listen to your mother! That girl you've been seeing - do I know her mutha from somewhere? Is she Jewish? I haven't seen her at temple. Please don't tell your mutha you're seeing some shiksa girl! Ooohh, I shoulda figured you'd do this, you're just like your fatha, gallivanting around giving your mutha a heart attack spending your time with all those easy women who only want one thing. Please tell me that you at least wear a sweatah when you're out breaking your mutha's heart, that last thing that I need is to find out that you've got pneumonia when you should have gotten a medical degree by now (and about those lungs, mistah bigshot - DON'T FORGET YOUR INHAILUH, YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THAT BIG CITY AIR DOES TO YOU, SWEETHEART!). And why haven't you worn those socks that I got for you, do you not like them? Oh, you prefer the otha pair that I go you? So you DON'T like the otha pair that I got for you? Oh, I see how it is. But don't worry - I'll just be sitting here, heartbroken and lonely because you're too BUSY to coll your mutha. ALWAYS too *busy* for your poor old mutha.