Mutual crush on is it normal user. complicated! opinions?

Can I stick it in your butt!

"Fuckin ay! Cheers!"

This post was tits. I'll leave all of the sweet shit I have to say for offline, so I can save the IIN community from the task of simultaneously projectile vomiting while rolling their eyes.

Have you seen jerry maguire?

You had me at "fucking shark punching is an Australian right of passage."

BTW, feel no need to remain anonymous about this.

I'm OP.
& I'm sure she won't mind me mentioning, (she loves this sappy stuff!) the girl I'm speaking of is CountessDouche.

I've always quelled long distance relationships before they have even begun. I've known a few people try and do long distance from seperate countries, one even got engaged but eventually none of them worked out. I also know a few people who have gone to live in other countries with their Internet partners fairly straight away and they actually seem to manage to keep the relationships going.

Aww, how cute! :D I don't really have anything constructive to say but you two both seem really sweet and I wish you good luck.

Well wow. I have to admit, this comes as a shocker and a disappointment. Why couldn't I have been the one she ended up with? I mean, isn't she in her twenties? She's perfect for me.

I feel like I'm living that The Killers song that all you kids listen to. My stomach is sick.

Well, what are you two waiting for? Life's too short for regrets. You can only give it a go.

Good luck Herr derpyderp.

oh how exciting for you two, congrats

Oh my gosh! That's so sweeeeeeeet! Good luck! *rapidly applauses with a huge smile* :D

Well, hello on my drunken part. I'm quite sure I've had one of the most hilarious/fun conversations/banters I've ever had on IIN with OP as anonymous (Amirite? Yeah, I know I am, beary OP!!! LOL) and that it only ended cause I quit drinking (and he was already douching the cuntess!) so I wasn't around! (No, I wouldn't really do 'im! Unless I were drunk, of course)

Like dom said, it's "aw, cute", but like CD said "eeewwww, gross, *vomit* (fancy beer)! Too much love drippin all over! Disgusting! Bleaeeeargh-!!!

Seriously, I'm at my third (or fourth) beer (possibly fifth) and I think you two are a great match. I could offer you two tons of advice, both on what to do and *especially* on what NOT to do, but I think you've already got enough input to make this work --- Yay!!! :D

You seem to be equally sane (or insane) and straight forward individuals and all I really have to say is if you are both as truthful as you seem to be, there's nothing that can get in the way of this newfound love. You are age appropriate for each other, both hotties (I knows!!!! Mwahahaha) and make a unique pair. Even if it's a 5-week-old-whatever-the-fuck-ship, you come across as one of the few couples I've seen in my (relatively long) lifetime that just make up for the not-so-fortunate-other-couple-attempts among the 7 billion of us monkeys, I mean, humans. From where I stand I can only hope- meh, and be kind of jealous :( - that you take it further and have little derpycountesses - whether they be human, canines or felines.

You all know I only come here drunk, so don't take any of what I say to heart. Good luckers!!!

PS: No, it's not complicated! It's the best thing ever!

(Well, Scheiße! I ain't re-reading any of that shit. Fine if none of you do either)

<3

Long distance relationships are incredibly amazing, powerful, intense and much more passionate, in my opinion of course. Being that I've had three, inception online:
The "big one" lasted 8 years. The second about 2 years, on and off and the third (I didn't feel the same after meeting) But they were the best relationships of my life, thus far.

The "big one", 8 years, we were separated by 3,500 miles. Literally across the country from each other. We managed so well and that person still remains my first and only person I've fallen in love with. I have never been that close and utterly enamored with someone. To this day, that person is my best friend (still in love with each other) and this person knows me better than I know myself. Neither of us were "looking" at that time, way back in the beginning of the social networking "boom" era. It just happened and was the best thing to ever happen to me. Talking on the phone, texting and IMing from the minute we woke up, until the other went to bed. 3 hour time difference and we began to think only in each other's time-zone. At that time, webcams were not the norm/installed in nearly every computer/ease of Facetime etc were not around yet; in that absence.. We sent personalized pictures a lot (and little video clips saying things and showing each other our town/house and even family members) to share everything we could each other. Smitten was an understatement.

I can say, it's amazing and worth the effort to meet, if you two plan on it. We were just teenagers, no jobs and still living with our parents -- and made it happen. We worked hard to make every flight happen. Worth it and changed our lives.

<3
Oh you crazy kids! =3
Don't get murdered, lovebirds!

Aeroplanes are good things :)

Been like...two years for me and anti-hero. Zero regrets. Feel free to PM me if you like.

I can still dream of the countess, can't I? I won't let you have it all!!! SWINE!!!

I'm sorry. You're not a swine. This is too cute though, I could puke.

And now the thought of the filthy aussie accent is getting me all fluttery...what's going on down there between those american thighs?!?! I'll be off now...

Cheers everyone.
Wow, basically all positive responses!

Was kind of expecting some
"You don't know each other"
"He could be an Axe murderer"
"She could be a fat, hairy guy named Bob with a girly voice & creepy pictures of his niece" type shit...

How cute! You guys should so set a date where one of you go to the others country and let the other give you a grand tour of their state or local museum and work it from there!! Good Luck!!

Maybe you two should save up for plane tickets and meet somewhere for a vacation. Just, maybe do it with other people if you both can...

Seems so many people have had relationships on here :(

But nah, as someone who's often quite annoyed at public romantic moments ( it depends how saccharin it is) this was really nice to read.

As someone who finds online chat hard to keep up ( not due to being disinterested) this isn't coming from personal experience but some people both on and off iin have made long distance work and some haven't, I know this is cliche because I've lost count of the amount of Times I've said this but wondering how something would have worked out is torturous,

I want a stalker.

I hang out at the IIN bar in the sluttiest outfits permitted by law, but nothing.

Where are you, creepy girls with an intense infatuation for unremarkable forum users who can't choose whether to take the piss or offer sound advice?!

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SHRINES TO ME?

WHERE ARE THE OBSESSIVE PRIVATE COLLECTIONS OF MY EVERY COMMENT ON IIN, WHICH YOU ANALYSE WITH THE INTENSITY OF A WORRIED ENGLISH STUDENT REVISING FOR AN EXAM ON SHAKESPEARE'S TWELFTH NIGHT?

Come on. Even if it ends like Lennon, I wanna freaky fan :(

love grows on trees after all