My anus is sore after an alien abduction

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I was just abducted by aliens about an hour ago, I have vague memories of being lifted out of my bed just a little while ago. My memory is a bit fuzzy though. Although, I can remember seeing the creatures, and I remember being on an operating table like space with the beings hovering over me and performing experiments on me.

Now, I am not sure why this is, but my anus is very sore. I cannot imagine why this would be the case, unless the beings that abducted me shoved something up my ass. Though, I am perplexed as to why they'd have done that, to come all the way across the cosmos simply to shove something up my ass? Yet this seems to be the most plausible explanation here

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Space aliens are all about the anal probe, it's what they do.

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    • Cocogravybuns2
      4 years ago

      Lol

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    • paramore93
      4 years ago

      Aliens like ears too. Unless these were a different type of alien. So many aliens.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        ... an illegal alien with a thing for earwax? It's unlikely, but the under the circumstances I'll accept it.

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    • TheBlindInquisitor
      4 years ago

      Dose anyone know why though?

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  • IrishPotato
    4 years ago

    Did you forget to put lube in your pocket again?

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  • chuy
    4 years ago

    Aliens aren't real, you probbly over dosed on drugs and shoved some random object up your ass and now you are suffering the concequences of your actions.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I did smoke a bit too much crack last night, but that wasn't it, the aliens are real!

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        I believe you bud

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      • chuy
        4 years ago

        Ok, and no they're not.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Yeah, they are. The crack seems to attract them for some reason, not exactly sure why that would be. For some reason, they usually show up right after I smoke a massive bowl of the magical rocks :)

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          • Jsfundogs
            4 years ago

            I hear ET is well hung..must be true..he can phone my home.

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          • chuy
            4 years ago

            I need proof, no pictures no video, I need a real life alien as proof untill you can produce the evidence I call it BS on aliens being real.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    4 years ago

    Do you live in Strangetown in Sims 2?

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  • SKDM007
    4 years ago

    go to a drug recovery centre

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    4 years ago

    Stop fingering yourself in your sleep.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    F*ck sakes Spit on it

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    My anus is still sore from the pounding it got on St. Patrick’s Day! It wasn’t from aliens though, just numerous bbc’s....all making deposits!

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  • Tempestshadow17
    4 years ago

    I guess their KY jelly is compatible with humans

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  • Holzman_67
    4 years ago

    They must’ve come from Uranus

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  • mrnonody
    4 years ago

    They wants to impregnate you, and they thought it was your vagina

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  • randypete
    4 years ago

    My ass is ok I used plenty of lube I had alien cum in my ass

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  • DonCabron
    4 years ago

    It is very normal... aliens have big tentacles for dicks and some have splinters that come out as they jizz all over your sphincter... next time use some lube

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    i fell in to a burning ring of fire in the sky

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    Maybe your ass is so good that aliens from other planets want a piece.

    That is to say - your anus is...
    out of this world!

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HU HU HU HU HU HU HU HU HU HU HU HU...

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  • Lestat565
    4 years ago

    Were they illegal aliens or legal ones?

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    4 years ago

    Hmmmm ok

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