My ass is in sad shape

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Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, ingrown hairs, rectal bleeding... I have it all, and I'm not even fat nor gay. I just take huge dumps. It's been this way since childhood. "Change your diet" doesn't help much; the damage has been done. There is no cure, just lots of blood and discomfort, but not enough to warrant a doctor in my ass. So, IIN?

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23% Normal
Based on 65 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    No Bueno :(

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    If I had anal fissures I'd go see a doctor.

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  • justanotherhole
    4 years ago

    i had the same problem Hemorrhoids, rectal bleeding my wife started using a dido on my ass over the next year they got bigger and bigger until she could insert her hand and arm, i had bleeding at the beginning now no blood and it feels great ...go slow and give it a try...Good luck

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  • Steven2.0
    8 years ago

    Maybe it's bowel cancer?

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago

      ...Or Butt-borer Weevils.

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago

        ... Or flesh eating worms.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          8 years ago

          ... or horny inmates

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    It's not normal and you need to see a doctor ASAP

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    I think there may be surgeries you can get to try and repair it. Check a few sites and see.

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  • Charli.m's_Messy_Period
    8 years ago

    Suck down the fiber dude. Sounds like diverticulitis.

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  • nematoadblue24
    8 years ago

    I don't know one person that doesn't have blood.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Bad shape

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