My best friend is of the opposite sex.

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She always wants to play with me, and cheer me up when my other girlfriends hurt my heart. They'll never love me enough to make me feel happy again like her. She's had her eye on me since I was a baby, and coveted me. I just don't know why I've not interacted with her or physicaly seen her in 25 years.

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Based on 37 votes (24 yes)
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  • TurtleBurger
    7 years ago

    Sounds like a creepy old lady who saw you as a baby and thought "I'll sex that when he's grown".

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    You haven't seen your best friend in 25 years?

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  • arthurtheaardvark99
    7 years ago

    Is this supposed to be a riddle?

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  • DuHast
    7 years ago

    I'm guessing she's your twin....or some shit

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  • Edweekiark
    7 years ago

    Consider becoming fuck buddies.

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