My bf smells like a seagull

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Is it normal that my boyfriend smells like a seagull and has strong seagull breath?

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Based on 69 votes (15 yes)
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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    In Australia they smell like chips.

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  • MiniNuts
    8 years ago

    Are you sure he isn't a seagull? He has all the symptoms.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    A seagull smells like the fishy smell of the ocean but mixed with my grandma. Its different than just a bird smell.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Please tell us what your nose was doing between the legs of a seagull.

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    • Courage511
      8 years ago

      It never was

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  • dinz
    8 years ago

    How the hell did you managed to get close enough to a seagull to smell it's breath?

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  • MrSexyJesus
    8 years ago

    Does he have a beak or white feathers?

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    I really like seagulls a lot, and once a lifeguard yelled at me for feeding them.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I'm curious as to what that smells like.

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    • GhostOfUdi
      8 years ago

      Seagull breath is the result of eating too much fishey pussy.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        I retract my previous statement.

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        • VirgilManly
          8 years ago

          Maybe she should wash more.
          I'm just sayin'.

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  • Larrybird
    8 years ago

    Are you dating jason segal? Or steven seagal?

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  • c'estmoi
    8 years ago

    maybe your boyfriend IS in fact a seagull?

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  • 7114garrett
    8 years ago

    Your boyfriend is a zoophile, and he's cheating on you with a damned bird.

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  • Devious
    8 years ago

    that depends. is your boyfriend a seagull?

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    • Courage511
      8 years ago

      No :/

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      • Devious
        8 years ago

        then I'd say it's not normal

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Yeah every guy smells like that...spray some perfume on him.

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  • Rihyae
    8 years ago

    Well, Rob Dyke is allegedly part cockatoo so I'm not surprised.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    He might be

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