My boss is accusing me of stealing toilet paper

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I stole some toilet paper but who cares.... I only stole two rolls, why did my boss accuse me of stealing... I could have had a bad case of diarrhea and easily used those two rolls.

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  • NakedStevesJigglyBits
    8 years ago

    He probably accused you of stealing toilet paper because you did steal toilet paper.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    steal his light bulbs instead

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      That fake Monet on his office wall might make a nice addition to your family room as well.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        8 years ago

        the real one swapped for a fake would work even better

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        • green_boogers
          8 years ago

          I like the way you "framed" your idea. Y'alls just popped off with another high IQ solution to management tyranny.

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  • Aliceee93
    8 years ago

    Did you tell him 'shit happens?'

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  • Steve2
    8 years ago

    Is this the same person who made that "diarrhoea at work" post and completely screwed up the spelling of "diarrhoea"?

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  • Steven_Glansberg
    8 years ago

    Why did you steal toilet paper? Who does that?

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    • GameOfThrones
      8 years ago

      my husband, lol

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      • Steven_Glansberg
        8 years ago

        Ok that still doesnt answer the question though. Why did you steal the office toilet paper ?

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        • GameOfThrones
          8 years ago

          uh, the reason I'm not answering the question is because I'm not the one who posted the poll. I answered your second question.

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          • Steven_Glansberg
            8 years ago

            Ah ok i understand now. But why does your husband steal TP too ?

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    • snarkygirl
      8 years ago

      A lot of people . my boyfriend does it too!

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    • iEatZombies_
      8 years ago

      *Slowly raises hand*

      I was 16, drunk, and I thought it was funny. It was one of those huge rolls. It lasted a long time.

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  • LittleGirl-BASHED-and-RAPED
    8 years ago

    If it was that good expensive asswipe with aloe I use that's considered stealing.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Bring him a big bag of used toilet paper and apologize profusely.

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    • fugazi
      8 years ago

      Stop commenting on my thread you paedophile

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        You can't even figure out what thread is yours? And you call me stupid? rotflmao at YOU fugazi.

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        • fugazi
          8 years ago

          It is my thread I was joking

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        8 years ago

        not your thread :b

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        • fugazi
          8 years ago

          It is my thread that was me

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    • Steve2
      8 years ago

      Why not do the same thing without the toilet paper?

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      • fugazi
        8 years ago

        Let's get him

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Just steal some more

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  • LMFAO_1
    8 years ago

    How did he find out you stole the TP?

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  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    What the hell they owe you a roll or two the cheap ungrateful bastards.

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  • ashieviews
    8 years ago

    Well, I think you answered your own question. You stole it so don't get mad at your boss fool.

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    crap

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