My cat bites my nipples.

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Whenever I sit down on my bed and try to read a book, my cat jumps on me and bites me as hard as she possibly can, while yowling and growling extremely loudly. She also kneads me with her claws out as she does this. It causes me a great deal of pain, and I literally have to pry her jaws open with my fingers in order for her to let go... but if I'm not quick enough, she'll just go right back! This is a ritual that happens every night, just about.

Lately she's moved from my arms and my neck... to my nipples. And it feels strangely good for some reason, despite the pain, but I still kick her off because it feels too weird to just let your cat bite your nipples like that.

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  • PoisonFlowers
    14 years ago

    And your cat get to your nipples how...?

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  • pipebomb
    14 years ago

    Bite it's nipples back

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    • WordWizard
      11 years ago

      Cat nipples are not that big. Even for a mother cat you are just going to hurt them. Animals are very delegate

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  • BlueAlice
    13 years ago

    Sounds like that cat was weaned too early to me....

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    • WordWizard
      11 years ago

      It does sounds like what she said.

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  • cookiegirl
    14 years ago

    does she like massage you with her paws? cause all cats do that, they have like this oral fixation since that the movement they do when they lactate, my cat "massages" my belly, my arms but specially my doggy shaped pillow (so cute, she thinks its her mom) and usually nibbles on things like my fingers, my toes, pencils, acrylic nails... so yeah cats are weird, and they do stuff like that but if you rub them while theyre doing it they stop... srsly, well most of the time, maybe it takes their cat minds off of it? just try to rub her instead of pushing her away, shell get comfty and fall asleep... well then again all cats are different, but hey she might

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  • Sonicadxa2b
    13 years ago

    Your cats going to jail for humanality

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  • lostinspace
    14 years ago

    You are perfectly normal and so is your cat. It is just a common phenomenon know as catnip.

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  • StupidKidd95
    14 years ago

    Ughhh. hahaha. cat fetish. LOL.

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  • sheepsheep
    14 years ago

    beastiality is a perversion and an abomination, don't take advantage of your pets

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    • digitalbroken
      14 years ago

      sheepsheep, are you serious? How is a cat coming up and latching onto your nipples bestiality? The poster didn't initiate the contact, and it's not her fault that it feels good when it happens.

      To notwhoyouthinkitis:
      The key is that you should break this behavior. It's great that it feels good, but you should find something else that makes you feel that way so that you do not get to a point where you are encouraging that behavior in your for sexual pleasure--that would be animal abuse whether or not the cat likes it.

      Maybe find something else to stimulate your nipples--your fingers, a boyfriend or girlfriend, or maybe even a chip clip or clothes pin--if it feels good. So long as you are not subjecting something living which doesn't have the ability to provide consent to your own sexual desires, it's all good. Have as much fun as you can, just don't take it too far and don't subject your cat to anything too unsavory :)

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      • ComboBreaker
        14 years ago

        It seems like the cat has already consented to her sexual desires. Jesting. I dont think nipple stimulation is the problem here. Good advice though.

        @sheepsheep... lol.

        @notwhoyouthinkitis
        Every one has provided good info about the cat. But the reason it feels strangly good is because nipples are sensitive. Thats it. We like our sensitive parts to be touched... other than our eyes, maby. So its normal.

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        • WordWizard
          11 years ago

          Other than our eyes? No I do not think I want anyone poking at those. LOL

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      • sheepsheep
        14 years ago

        "sheepsheep, are you serious? How is a cat coming up and latching onto your nipples bestiality? The poster didn't initiate the contact, and it's not her fault that it feels good when it happens."

        of course it's beastiality. the poster isn't telling you everything, so what makes you think he/she didn't initiate? sometimes you have to read between the lines. plus, the fact that they think it feels good just proves my point.

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        • WordWizard
          11 years ago

          You want to add info that is not already here. You are forcing a conviction. Nothing wrong with the Poster. It is rude you are assuming they are wanting this.

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    • WordWizard
      11 years ago

      To be fair she is not taking advantage of her pet. The animal started biting her and she rejected it. So nothing wrong with the poster.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    13 years ago

    ..Next step...

    SEX.

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  • No1isnormal
    14 years ago

    I think people like to make up stories and see what others will say. Who lets ANYTHING or ANYONE bite them like that at ANY time especially on a daily basis.
    Stop making things up and go write in your journal

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    • streiche
      12 years ago

      Actually my kitten also does the same thing and she was taken from her mother much too early. I do not allow her to do this she just takes me by surprise. However. It doesn't feel good! It HURTS!!

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  • darcilove111
    10 years ago

    it shouldn't be biting you like that... It might be trying to kill you.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    It feels good because nipples are in the Erogenous Zone. It's not normal that your cat does this.

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  • jamesmitchell29486
    12 years ago

    if you like it why stop? I mean it's better than the painfull neck biting so just let it happen pet and coo to her while it feels good and pop the top of her head when it hurts.

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  • ToasterClock
    13 years ago

    hahaha thats so weird!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Omg some 1's gotta kitty lover!!!! XD

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    maybe it wouldn't hurt as much if you were laying down that way the cat wouldn't have to latch on and probably wouldn't bite as hard because it wouldn't have to h old on so it falls off

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  • KrystalRenee
    14 years ago

    Was this cat taken away from her mother early? She is tryin to nurse. And as for the neading, they do that on their mommys belly to get the milk out.

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  • Iku_Nagae
    14 years ago

    That must hurt. You don't have a normal cat.

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  • Gabriell
    14 years ago

    It's NORMAL I know a cat that does the same. They simply think that they'll feed off of you. Maybe your cat hasn't had much of a motherly presence when she was young.

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  • hotchickie81
    14 years ago

    Ouch!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because cats are pretty weird. Don't let it get aggressive with you. I think you are somehow accepting and encouraging this behaviour.

    Shut your bedroom door to keep it out. That'll break this routine. If it gets in send it out. If it jumps up toward you shove it away, and send it on its way. No hurting the cat. Just deny access to you.

    Growling, hissing, biting, clawing - not acceptable. If it doesn't get the message and change, talk to a vet. Something may be going on for the cat, but it doesn't mean you need to put up with it.

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  • FlyingSheilds
    14 years ago

    There's dogs that are physiologists for dogs...

    Maybe there are some for cats...although, cats are more antisocial.

    Nice joke lol

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  • Cr1st0f0r1
    14 years ago

    I don't blame your cat. I would probably bite your nipples, too. Regardless if you're a boy, or a girl.

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  • anabolic19
    14 years ago

    feels strangley nice? are you a girl or boy? and maybe next time she does it try to disiplin her like flick her nose i know it works on dogs but its bownt to work on cats aswell

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  • notwhoyouthinkitis
    14 years ago

    It's not like I let her do it, she just runs up and clamps right on (through my shirt) and I have to pry open her jaws and push her off the bed, then she keeps coming back. I've resorted to keeping her shutting her out of the room because she hasn't stopped doing it, so yeah.

    I swear to God this is true... and I'm a girl.

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