My cat is a pervert......i think

now im gonna start off by saying that my cat isnt very cuddly she wont ever go near me and is always doing her own thing but every time im taking a shower she gets between the curtains and watches me the whole time its freaky shes also around when im sleeping i sometimes wake up at like 3 in the morning and scare her away since shes jumping on my head all night but back to the shower thing, she hates water but she just sits there and stares at me........does your cat do this? is it normal?

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  • so_damn_unpretty

    once when i got out of the shower and was drying off my cat was just sitting on the counter watching me.. i thought nothing of it, just a cat, chillin out.. but when i reached to hang the towel he bit my nipple O_o .. so there you have it.. my most intimate moment with an animal

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    • Chaos540

      The nipple biting cat story was hilarious! XD

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  • Jen118584

    My cats do this, I think they like how the drops look on the curtain. She's not a pervert, lol. I'm sure cats don't appreciate the naked human body the way we do.

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  • mieoux

    Your cat is trying to kill you. She stomps on your head when you are sleeping because she's trying to suffocate you, I bet when she realizes the stomping isn't working she'll just sit on your head. Oh and if you have ever watched the movie psycho while she was in the apartment you know what the shower thing is about. Good luck!

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  • LOL this is hilarious....best story I've read yet.

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  • hezmylife

    lol thats funny

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  • correction:pervert

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  • VoLoPoK

    i think there pervs, my cats always trying to smell my ball sack, same with dogs

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  • I could not understand what you wrote because I am one of those better students who require a period at the end of a sentence. Seriously, please learn to write correctly when you post anything online.

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    • oquenbe

      if i feel like using free write thats my choice but dont tell me i cant write honestly dude whats the point of being stuck up

      people go on this site to have fun and a good time do u really feel the need to be an ass

      i write the way i speak if u counldnt understand it then...........we all know who the dumbass is

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      • 229groon

        lol in my class you would be considered "one of those better students"

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  • wtf? a cat cant be a perv your cat is probably just curious people use the word people use the word perv wrong it annoys me a pedophile is a pervet not a f***ing cat

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    • oquenbe

      shut up faggot

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  • DBess

    Hahaha that's great! When I was younger, whenever I sparked up a spliff I would share it amongst my pets. Not my cat though. She would turn into the horniest little mother fucker and start grinding her vag into my shin.

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  • Riddler

    Cats are curious creatures. It is probably fascinated by the streams of water falling. As for the bed maybe he is trying to sleep with you and cant find a good spot.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN33467890754213456

    my dog is,when im useing the bathroom she will go under my legs (but she dose it if its like 1:00 am and its a thubderstorm) l0l

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  • hermione

    yep this i weird

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  • 33degrees

    Cats can get very attached to people they feel comfortable with, I think it's a wonderfully normal thing......My cat follows me around the house too, like wow....were did you come from!

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  • BundleLoop

    At least its better then my perve cat when im in the bathroom i dont shut it tight and my cat always gose and pushes it open and watches me,and for some odd reason likes scratching and rubbing against guys ball sacks :o

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  • Skipper3456

    i literarally lol'd! this is hilarious! id say thats not normal but pretty funny!!

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  • E123:]

    Ha! Cats.

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  • mdp

    I think it's pretty normal cats dont like water but for some reason the are interested with how water works my cat is always around when water turns on and she's always in the bathroom durin showers.

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  • Audie

    Creepy

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  • LiveLaughLove73

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha this like made my freaking day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D thanks!

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  • roflyguy

    my cat sticks her hind legs vertically up towards the ceiling, pulls back her tail and licks her goodies 24/7. what, a kiss kitty, no thanks!

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  • mmmhmmm

    my cat tries to watch me pee :)

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  • zygoteXY

    Behold!
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    It is known to us that cats harbor ~evil~ spirits.
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    Is yours possessed by an Incubus?
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    But what do "heads" and "showers" have in common? HAIR! Be mindful, then, of what is in your hair! Your cat is surely trying to warn you of what is in there. Lice? Spiders?
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    Or else, he is allergic to your new shampoo, and wants you to know that it ails him to be near to you, though he loves you.

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    • DarkCorner_Guy

      LoL!

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  • Aberzombie

    You're so stupid.
    Your cat isn't a perve.
    When it's watching you shower it's simply out of curiosity! It doesn't even know what it's looking at.

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  • treodeo

    Yes that is normal. My cat will aways come into the bathroom with me. Usually it's because she's hungry. My cat would always sleep on my head . I think the cat is looking for warmth ( I don't really know) . Just remember to close your door before you go to bed or bathroom, so your cat doesnt come in.

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  • sherry

    I think cats are hilarious. My cat would have taken me out years ago if she weighted more than 6 pounds. Try hand feeding your cat simething yummy. Then she will see as a food bearer and not lunch. Cats are playful and always on a hunting mission. Love them!

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  • iammeiam

    Hilarious!! Your cat is a perv.

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  • queenZEBRA

    Haha my cat does that too. He's so weird :)

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  • orchid1227

    my cat absolutely loves to take showers with me! he meows the entire time and purrs for an hour straight when I get out.

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  • mtnw

    that is just a cat thing. all my cats do that. i think it's the water on the curtin too.

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  • pinkcupcake3

    Lol; this is funny.

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  • Pokemon_rok569

    When i first got my cat, Nighthawk, he would look at me in the bath, i wouldnt care, cuz he was just a kitten. i dont feel weird.

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  • Pink_bunny

    When it watches you sleeps it's protecting you from a bad spirit... There's a story some where...

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  • Luvz2fuk

    Dude nice!!!!! i have many cats! 26 and they are all perverted they like to play with my balls and they like it when I put my penis in there tight lil asshole

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    • oquenbe

      your gay. your a homo. goodbye.

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