My cat is an asshole

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My cat knows how to annoy me. He breaks shit for no reason, he walks over my keyboard amd gives it blue screens. When im printing stuff he grabs the paper in the middle of printing so it's all smudged. The most annoying thing he does (he knows i hate it) is sit on the floor when im on the bed stares at me and meows at me. When i put him on the bed he immediatly jumps down and once again sits stares and meows at me. is this normal? I have 3 other cats and none are as annoying as he is.

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  • Mastersash
    13 years ago

    That's one talented gato.

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  • gunsnrosesgirl98
    12 years ago

    Cats.... Can't live with em, cant live without em.

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    • jellydew
      6 years ago

      Cats... Cat live with em, cat live without em

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  • SaintPhoeniix
    12 years ago

    Dude, you're getting trolled to the tenth degree by a cat.

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  • jamustheignoramus
    13 years ago

    Is your cat Siamese by any chance? Siamese cats are smart and want constant attention. Once i had to keep my Siamese inside cause he kept attacking our neighbours Maltese Terrier (a dog, i know); at which point he learned how to open the screen door.

    As a result my neighbour has a very harassed dog, and my screen door has a hole in it where he sticks his paw through to flick the door handle down.

    Dont get me wrong cats r awesome though.

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  • SillyKitty55
    13 years ago

    hahaha omg that cat is indeed talented!!
    my cat does the same shit only different
    he opens doors,he destroys packages of toilet paper....not just one toilet paper he will open the freakin cabinet and get to the CASE OF THEM LIKE 8 rolls in one package and he will DESTROY THEM ALL!!
    AND ON TOP OF THIS HE HAS TO BE IN EVERY ROOM I AM IN AT ALLLL TIMES!! HE FOLLOWS ME LIKE A DOG!!!! better yet he brings me a little cotton ball and meows and howls and plays fetch with it. and he also loves to play and destroy and eat my cotton swabs. he also opens the drawers in the bathroom and picks them out and destroys everything anything he can get his dirty little paws on!!!
    when i leave the house to run errands he gets sad. when i come back home he greets me at the door like a dog! and he kisses my ass when i come home and purrs and meows senselessly into the night into the morning.lolol
    i love him to death though he is one special awesome cat who hates going outside. he hates the outdoors! so he is indoors.
    sadly i just had to give him away this week to the family who has been fostering him. because i don't think i will be getting my own apartment anytime soon since i currently live at my parent's house w my daughter. it i will be a miracle that i get a job in the next two weeks or less. if i do i will def be getting my baby back home in less than 6months.

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    • SassyFrassyLassie_old
      13 years ago

      SillyKitty: You should really write your own post, or a blog or something, because you obviously only ever want to write lengthy essays about yourself. Stop hijacking other peoples' post dude.

      To the OP: Your cat is normal. Some cats like more personal attention than others, and yours seems willing to do just about anything to get you to notice him. Give him more toys, especially treat motivated toys, to keep his mind more occupied on other things.

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      • Brad07305
        12 years ago

        I thought both posts were funny.

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    • Ryuhei
      13 years ago

      Aww I'm sorry you had to give your cat up asshole or not. i could never give mine up. It seriously sounds like we need to start an asshole cat annonymous group and video tape our cats misdeeds so people wont think we are crazy.

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  • stealinsugars
    13 years ago

    Cats have personality. The cat knows how to get your attention. I've had cats with similar habits. One would unroll the tp when she was mad. Another would wait until I got home and then knock everything off the coffee table. Annoying but normal.

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  • Ribbit.
    13 years ago

    Ahaha! He just sits and meows? Weird cat ahah

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  • Rapsha
    13 years ago

    pee on him

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Dude your cat is an asshole

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  • turdferguson73
    7 years ago

    HE'S A CAT!!!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Your cat is just being a cat, no harm is intended. Each cat has its own personality but each breed carries specific traits.

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  • Heywatsup1
    10 years ago

    Just slap the shit out of him and if he keeps doing it kill it

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  • HOUSEELF
    12 years ago

    did you leave off nibbles on your eares when asleep?

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  • sherry
    13 years ago

    You're putty wants attention . When I was in grad school, the only place my cat could sit was on my opened book. I love cats!

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  • sandrinka
    13 years ago

    Give it some more attention! Or at least train it better if you don't like it ruining you shit.

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    • Brad07305
      12 years ago

      Train a cat? Surely you jest.

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  • luicyyou
    13 years ago

    aWW leave tha lil guy alone

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  • PBandG101
    13 years ago

    My friends cat pushed my brand new Mac book pro off of my desk and it broke...2000 dollars down the drain...FML

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    its cuz u give it attention when it annoys you so it keeps doin it to get ur attention

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  • hotchickie81
    13 years ago

    Omg that's hilarious! :) My cats like to bug me at night, but I think they are cute, so it's okay.

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  • Onllyandreew
    13 years ago

    LOL.

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  • 343Boy
    13 years ago

    I think Steve Jobs implanted a chip to make your cat act this way, the blue screen thing tipped me off.

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    • Ryuhei
      13 years ago

      hahaha

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  • TheOJguy
    13 years ago

    play with your pussy cat more often

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    easy solution: send him to the humane society.

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  • Moonbow
    13 years ago

    What your cat is doing isn't normal, but I don't know what you could do about it except keep the cat out of your bedroom and out of the room where your computer and printer are. If I had an annoying cat, I would take it to the pound. You have 3 other cats, one less isn't going to make a difference except that you won't have something annoying you all the time.

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