My cat likes to be spanked. iin?
My cat Marshmallow is weird. I'll just go down the list.
He likes to be spanked.
He enthusiastically eats plastic candy wrappers.
When I sweep the floor he plops down and wants me to push him around with the broom.
He purrs 24/7 pretty much. He only stops if he is very scared or on the hunt. He still purrs when angry.
His ears remind me of antennae in the way they move around. Not usually upright like most cats.
He whines when he's displeased. It sounds like "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".
He loves cheese.
He flops down by his food bowl and eats laying on his side.
He looks extremely feminine.
He is inbred but I don't think that has any effect on him. He's not retarded and he's physically perfect.
| marshmallow is normal. | 1 | |
| marshmallow is a tad weird. | 2 | |
| marshmallow is not normal. | 0 | |
| marshmallow is awesome!! | 2 | |
| i will pay you $1,000,000 to sleep with Marshmallow. | 2 | |
| can I adopt Marshmallow?? | 1 |