My cat really pisses me off, iin?

so you prefer a dog ''up your ass'', you're a typical dog person, no need to take it out on innocent little animals... there's more that goes into bonding with a cat than feeding it and giving it attention, unlike with dogs

The strangest thing about this entire post is that you have a dog called Hercules

Hey, that's one of the key differences between having a dog or a cat as a pet.
A friendly dog will kiss anybody's & everybody's ass (literally, most of the time) even if they are meeting the person for the first time.
This is very common.
A cat, friendly or otherwise, will generally offer & accept affection only on their terms.
Cats reek of superiority complex & trust issues.
This is also common.
I've had both & maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment but I prefer cats. I love that my boyfriend & I had to earn the affection of our very shy cat. It took a long time but now towards us, she's sweet, cuddly, & playful. She even talks to us by making these cooing noises. She sounds like a pigeon when she does this, it's funny.
Are your feelings normal? Yes.
Of course, you shouldn't act on them. You're just more into dogs. Find a good home for the cat & create a better situation for everybody.

I agree with dapple 100% here. Us cat lovers can put up with their crap. My cat's rather stuck-up, but I still adore her <3
You really don't sound like a cat person. If you ever decide to get rid of the kitty, please consider your other options that involve allowing the cat to continue living.

What do you mean by she's ungrateful? I'm sure if pets could speak English they'd thank you, but unfortunately they don't. Take her to the nearest animal shelter; I'm sure someone will gladly adopt and love her.

No Adam, its not normal! Get over your self! Its also not. Normal to tell your dog your gonna break his fing nose or take his mouth shut. Its really not normal to tell your girlfriend your going to choke her to death, or call her a retarded bitch because she takes your kids to the doctor. Ur GPA is what Hun 1.3? Mines 3.9 get over yourself and go get some help. And next tome, don't post shit from my phone. The cats fine people, so is the dog, me and the kids. She get pissed b c u wake her up and try to make her eat.

Yeah like faceless sais just punch that thing or kick or even scald with a coffee itl soon learn damn vermin

a cat is like a woman, you should have been used to that by now.

You don't sound like a cat person. There's nothing at all wrong with that, but maybe a cat isn't the right pet for you. I've spent time around cats and one thing I do know is that they're strong-willed. You won't change them and shouldn't even bother trying. They're cats. They do their cat things. If you love their cat things (which I do) it's fine. If you don't love it, probably best not to have a cat. Certainly so if you're so frustrated that you're thinking about letting your dog attack your cat.