My dad is so much better than a year ago today

Last week I ate some moldy avacado (Which happened to smell like a child's bedroom), and now I turn green every time I present in front of a large group of students. I am no longer in school, but I was asked to homecoming by a car, and we became king and queen of the dance. When we were called to the stage, we both went up and we began a speech. When I started to speak, I turned the a baby barf green and began to sing as well as queen bey herself. Could the avacodo been radioactive? Is this normal?

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Based on 32 votes (14 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • lordofopinions

    GOOD drugs. Can I get some?

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  • I'm.not.normal137

    Are you high?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Better than a stupid incest post any day of the week!!!
    >:-D
    ☆☆☆

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  • Azaman

    Glad your dad is okay. Lol

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  • mysistersshadow

    Incoherent. Try again.

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