My dad unironically believes in aliens
like... he believes that a race of aliens called the "anunaki" used to live here and created humans. and that one day they will return and free thinkers will be something something yada yada.
he's not even 50 yet and he has lost his mind. every car ride is torture cuz he keeps talking about this shit. he also believed that we were gonna die in 2012 and his paranoia scared the shit out of 10 year old me. how the fuck did this man breed 5 times