My dog had sex with the neighborhood squirrel.

He's a pitbull, about 60 pounds. He was feeling very horny i had noticed. He was humping everything! He humped the toilet, the door knob, my leg, and a baby. When he was done, he walked out the dog hole in the door. Everyone who passed by my lawn was laughing. HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH THE SQUIRREL. Is this normal? Should I be ashamed?

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Based on 23 votes (12 yes)
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  • dappled

    I like the phrase "the neighbourhood squirrel". It's like each settlement employs someone to be the squirrel. I'd like to be a neighbourhood squirrel. But probably not in your neighbourhood.

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  • SiliconChip

    uh... a squirrel. Now if it was ANOTHER neighborhood's squirrel, I would have said NO. Since it was YOUR neighborhood's squirrel, I am voting yes.

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  • Sidekickz

    wow that wrong ur dog fucked a baby that sick!

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  • FocoUS

    Neuter?

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