My dog is humping my girlfriend. is it normal?

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I have been living with my girlfriend for nearly a year now, and I have had my dog for much longer.

He (my dog) had almost nothing to do with her up until a month or so ago as he has started humping her. She is really unhappy about it and it's driving me nuts and I feel like beating him up for raping her!

He is a cocker spaniel, not neutered. I think it is supposed to be a dominence thing but then again he might have picked it up from me.

Should I find a person who speaks dog to tell him "get your own girlfriend"?

And is this normal or do I have a perverted rapist dog on my hands?

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  • xxDogLoverxx
    11 years ago

    my dog would always try to lick me and i would push him away,a friend of mine was staying the weekend and we were going out and i had just gotten out of the shower and still had the towel around me and was on my hands n knees looking for something and my behind was showing and my dog came up behind me and started licking me, OMG it felt so good i didnt want him to stop, my friend jumped down on the floor beside us and said let him finish you will love it, next thing i know i was haven the best orgasam i had ever had, my friend told me she lets her dog do it all the time and she lets him ride her,she said dog sex was great so i tried it and from that day on i have sex at least once a week with my dog..if u cant get your dog to lick u use peanut butter or honey...dont knock it till you try it!

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    • HotDogs4us
      11 years ago

      I have 2 male dogs and the best sex ever! My BF loves watching the dogs fuck me while I suck his cock or sometimes the other way around. I have never seen a post where someone sucks a dogs dick, but my boyfriend and I both do and love it. Talk about hot sex!

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      • Romeodt
        11 years ago

        You are not alone Hotdogs4us...we also are into male dogs. My husband & I both love to suck a dog's big hard cock. He fucks my pussy at least 4 times a week. And his cum is never waisted!

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        • Hung
          11 years ago

          It sounds like you two have a secure loving relationship that few will ever attain.
          Cheers

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        • gasmanlondon
          9 years ago

          Hey, my girlfriend and I live in London. Could we talk sometime with a view to meeting up? I'd really appreciate your advice.

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      • gasmanlondon
        9 years ago

        Hey, my girlfriend and I live in London. Could we talk sometime with a view to meeting up? I'd really appreciate your advice.

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      • Crazybeast
        9 years ago

        Hey HotDogs4us, It would be so Cool to have you and your Boyfriend as my friends cause I like what you two are doing with both of your dogs. I have my own dog and he is about 8 months now and growing.

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      • Yungnhung21
        11 years ago

        Any chance you guys have videoed these sessions?

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    • gasmanlondon
      9 years ago

      Hey, my girlfriend and I live in London. Could we talk sometime with a view to meeting up? I'd really appreciate your advice.

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    • Crazybeast
      9 years ago

      xxDogLoverxx, I would Really like to be friends with you and your friend, I feel alone in this world because I would like too have a Girlfriend like you if your a Lady.
      I would like to suggest using butter to get your dog to lick you. I have liked sex with animals since 1992.

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    • Yungnhung21
      11 years ago

      I would love to witness this! I've been looking for this experience a for a long time. I've never been able to find anybody willing to participate. I would love to have a threesome with a dog. Having a girl suck my cock while a dog fucked her hard from behind

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  • Coolieo
    11 years ago

    Uhh ahahha! When I was 6 I had the most coolest dog in the world! Except it would hump my neighbor's leg. AHAhhah! >_< It was also my brother's best friend he was humping! ahaha it was a boy too that it was..you get the point ahahha. I'm not inappropriate, it's just that they found it weird. My dog died though in 08.. if you want to tell what age I am just count the last 2 digits of the year! :]

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    • Coolieo
      11 years ago

      Ahahah! And it's normal. I guess so, ahaha, but it's your girlfriend!! Find a female dog, and make sure it's a female dog, and the same age, and if you want a better chance of your dog mating with it, get the same breed!! Ahahah! I know this is weird but it's just that I learned this in science.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Yes if you live in a parallel dimension.

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  • Lonely2
    10 years ago

    Only if he buys her dinner first...amd she doesnt like it

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    But only when he is very happy.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    My dog humps my mommy.

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  • (s)aint
    10 years ago

    Neuter him and tell your girlfriend to shoo him off whenever he tries that on her.

    You and her should be way above him in ranks.

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  • PotheadPreston
    11 years ago

    get him neutered

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  • Hung
    11 years ago

    Be careful !!! your dog can't give her a disease, has a longer tongue and penis than you, (plus a large knot that pushes against her clit in an enjoyable way. He can can cum more times and with greater volume than you and will shower her with unconditional love.
    Work it out where you both enjoy her and each providing something the other canot.
    You will then become an irreplaceable man in her life and live happy and satisfied the rest of your lives.

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  • TheSecret
    11 years ago

    get it a hump pillow or stuffed dog/animal to hump. lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    can be a dominant thing as he was there before your girlfriend...sort of a pack hierarchy...but since hes not neutered its probably just hormones running wild...don't worry hes not trying to take your your girlfriend....dogs would hump anything. Neutering will help...if not then its a dominance thing that could be over come by getting your girlfriend to do some training with him like making sit for treats, lay down, walk to heel etc so your dog can learn he is lower in the pack then her

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