My dog is scared of fart noises

When my dog was a puppy I farted in his face, and he just sniffed my ass and sneezed. Now that he's gotten older whenever I make a fart noise he runs away from me. It's f**king hilarious but is doing this to a dog and laughing over it normal?

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  • You farted in his face, he sniffed your ass and sneezed!!? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to eat my cereal right now but I just can't swallow it I'm laughing so hard!!!! I just can't stop laughing at this!!!!!! Is it normal to laugh so much at this post? And he probably runs away due to the smell!! Dogs' noses are very sensitive, you know! Also you probably scarred him for life when he was a puppy LOL!!!!

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    • sillygal73

      crying I'm laughing so hard and I am also eating. Trying not to choke.

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  • Tiigon

    My cat likes farts, but it's afraid of bananas =D

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  • deepthought33

    My old dog (parent's dog now)runs away from his OWN farts.

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  • raafi

    L M A O!
    that poor poor dog, lol!

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  • emolove

    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! you farted in your dogs face! That mean and hillarious!!! you are my idol! every dog i see now i am going to fart in it's face and laugh at it!

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    • CockyCaitlain

      L(:->)L I WAS LAUGHING WHEN I READ THAT ITS MEAN AND HILARIOUS WHEN IT RUNS AWAY FOLLOW IT STICK IT IN A CORNER THEN FART IN ITS FACE IT WILL GET USED TO IT SOMEDAY

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  • winterfresh

    HAHAHAA yes it's normal to laugh about, because I'm cracking up as I write this. However; where in the world did you get the idea to fart in an innocent puppies face???

    I had a total visual when you wrote that... too funny though.

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  • roggerrogger6

    Exuse me

    Bwahahwahahhaahahahahwahahawaabwaaaaaaahaha...

    Sorry... that is soooooo hilarious.. :D

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  • paloms

    hahahahaha imagine what would your fart smelled?! EW!

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    • BrianPomona126

      One time my girlfriend's guinea pigs were eating and I farted loud and they both paused for about two seconds and looked scared lol.

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      • OT3P_Wolf

        @:BrianPomona126
        Hah! that's funny. I love guinea pigs!

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  • frankiestrange

    Haha! That's so funny! Why did you fart in it's face to begin with? xD Hmm. . But maybe the dog is relating the sound with the bad experience, and hates it.

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  • CGFE3

    ever thought that it might scare him? your horrible!

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    • CockyCaitlain

      were having a laugh can you not take a joke

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  • And by the way, how would you feel if you were the dog, you meannie!! LOL I'm farting now from laughing so hard.

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  • 100crf

    thats funny! and bad!!

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  • boricao0024

    You need to take your dog to church! The smell of your fart had ass perfume and the puppy nose got clogged for a while. Maybe try to clean the ass more frequently!

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  • lauxesaproc

    Most dogs are afraid of all loud noises, not just farts. My stepdad's dogs just sit there and take it when he farts in their faces, though.

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  • terriblyconfused

    AHH! Same here!
    its quite strange...

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  • Lamb96

    WTF lol XD 3 in the morning as im reading this.

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  • xstarrynightx

    my dog farts and runs away, he is scared of his own farts

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  • niniozo

    call the spca now. LOOOOOL

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  • MooImAFish

    LOL, someone should report you to the RSPCA.

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  • OMG we laughed so hard this is sooooo funny we love it haaaaaaa pmsl

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  • that is soooo funny but i hope that wasn't a gaurd dog, crook bust in, rip a fart' home free.

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  • buckshot69

    This is really funny! Dick, what possessed you to fart in your dogs face? bahhahahaha

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  • dom180

    My dog is scared of sneezes, no idea why though, and when he sneezes he doesn't even notice. Dogs are just weird...

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  • NinjaDinoCrayon

    FUNNNY AS!

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  • annominousguy

    I farted load at my dads and his cat looking at me as if to saw WTF then ran coz it was scared then hid round the door frame poking it's head round to see if it was clear lol

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  • Sweetz

    My brother does it all the time to my dog and my dogs tail hides between his legs when he runs away from him

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  • MegaDethfan1992

    lol my dog is scared of fart noises too its normal

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  • CockyCaitlain

    It is really funny i cannot belive you as in a good way i wish i acctually new you in real life cus i cud see it 4 myself lol

    X...CockyCaitlain...X

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  • xADTR420x

    haha i fart in my dogs face all the time

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  • jockloka

    My dog does the same thing

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  • Black_Cat

    That's wonderful,Darling.
    Just remember to apoligize after, [I mean after smelling your fart?!? You have too :)]

    X...Black Cat...X

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  • chunkybongo

    that's awesome

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  • mizztootyfruity

    ahahahah

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  • Maags

    This is vulgar and funny at the same time.

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  • Mechastar

    that poor dog, don't they have increased smell or something? That's crazy lol

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  • RadioDJ

    It's not normal, but it's not going to cause any harm.

    Very funny though :)

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  • Chip

    Haaaaa oh my, can t stop laughing

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  • deviLzZ

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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  • viper305

    These are the things legends are made of. LMAO! I died reading this! Good job man :D

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  • dice

    hahahahahah omfg

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  • Teenageguydan

    you are a genius!!

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  • kristin

    hahaha! yeah, i think it's normal. dog's are afraid of really weird stuff sometimes, especially when it comes to noises.

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  • Heybroyodogsupman

    That was a hilarious!!!! My dog never really sniffs but doesn't really care one way or the other.

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  • tmms20

    my dog is too! she yelps and runs away

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  • flapjackswife01

    ahahha funny!!! my dog just growls when i make a fart noise (not an actual fart.)My other dog just looks at me crazy.

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  • lemon

    hah!

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  • drdrayon

    now thats just wrong farting in a dogs face you should stop and keep him around you more but that is totally in-humane just act like its nothing or dont fart around him.

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  • ithinkiminsane

    jake (you)
    ryan (friend)

    jake: hey ryan check dis out
    (FARTTTTTTTTTTTT)

    (dog squeels) (runs away)

    ryan: WTF 0_0!?! LMFAO

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  • PoisonFlowers

    HAHahahahhaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! xD
    Bloody heck that's hilarious. You're such a meanie!!!!

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