My dog is very useful

I like to brush my dog. She is a fluffy dog and
she sheds a lot. Then I take half of the fur I brushed off of her and put it in a pan with butter and deep fry it into little furry patties. They make a nice supper on a cold night. The other half I wash and make into a nice warm sweater. I think this is pretty normal, dont you??

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Based on 131 votes (23 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • LupusAeon

    What? I do it too. Sometimes as a topping for my hotdogs.

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  • myanimalobsession

    Hey, my name is Elisa and I am doing research for a new cable documentary series.
    We're interested in your question-this kind of thing is one of the topics we're researching.
    The show concept is very new, and we're just getting started, so I'm just reaching out to people to see if they are interested in chatting about the subject. I'm sorry for messaging you out of the blue like this but please reply if you’d like to talk, thanks!

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  • legendary27

    Oh my goodness, I thought I was the only one. Now tell me, do you sometimes collect her slobber and bathe in it once a month? My skin's never felt better.

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  • werelobo

    Wow dude your fucking awesome haha good one!!!

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  • hannahmontanlover

    my dog loves peanut butter fish(;
    lmmfao

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  • NotSoLaky

    Faaaaaaake. But A for creativeness and ignorance :D

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  • MsBlueToe

    lol Good one.

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  • littlegeorge14

    The sweater-making is normal. Fur-eating is not.

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  • Omg that made me laugh

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  • bgirl888

    ah. Of course.

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  • hiimacoolcat

    I think fur is delicious. Nom nom nom!!:)

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  • tori

    The sweater I might believe. I've seen specials on tv on things just like that. But come on!! Fur patties. You are submitting things just to see what we would say. I have cat food for you that helps with furballs.

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