My dog smells like chinese food, what the heck?

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When my dog needs a bath, she starts to smell like chinese food? Im not just saying it to be racist either. She genuinely smells like chinese food. If she smelt like strawberry id say "she smells like strawberry" but she doesnt, she smells like honest to god chinese takeout. This happens every time she goes a little too long without a bath. Shes an indoor dog, a golden retriever who is a huge princess and never gets dirty. So what the fuck?

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago | pl

    could be the chinese food you eat is dog

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    • bigrichard69
      5 years ago

      I was expecting this.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Do you have a Chinese restaurant in the neighbourhood? Maybe the dog is raiding the garbage?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    theres chinese peoples secretly seasonin him when he goes outside

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  • TerriAngel
    5 years ago

    Mine smells like old sour cheese.
    I wish he smelled like chinese food.
    But, that would fuck up my diet.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    we havent eaten chinese food for a really long time probably months, her ears are clean and it happens every time she goes too long without a bath (like a week). We gave her a bath today and now shes fine i was just wondering if this is normal LOOL

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  • GothBhabie
    5 years ago

    Haha! My dog’s paws smell like Fritos. Some dogs have a scent to them, nothing wrong with that!

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  • fux
    5 years ago

    Dogs usually smell like chicken liver to me

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  • Alichael
    5 years ago

    Is the dog eating your leftover Chinese food? That may explain the smell.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Maybe she has some kinda doggie yeast infection or something? Check her ears.

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