My dog talks to me?!?!?! why only my dog?

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Title says it all. My dog talks to me sometimes, like I know dogs cant talk so it must be just me but my dog and I have had some of the most deep, profound, and wonderful conversations lately. I haven't taken my Prozac in a while so that could be it, but my dog just told me that Prozac is bad for you and we had a deep, philosophical conversation about why I shouldn't take my happy pills. Is this normal? Does everybody's dog talk to them sometimes or is it just my dog?

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  • Aliceee93
    10 years ago

    Will you ask your dog, what it thinks of all these pusssy licking dogs posts on iin. I mean ugh.

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    • Zetawolf
      10 years ago

      Asking her dog what he thinks about those posts in all likelihood would NOT give you the answer that you'd want to hear (:->)

      Those of us who know dogs well enough to listen to them though we CANNOT speak in words, understand how they think and see the world and do not need to speak to them in words.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      He just told me that most dogs feel used by it and that it is sad to see that many of his canine brethren are being used for their owner's sexual pleasure. His former owner did that to him once and he really felt used and taken advantage of by her.

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      • Zetawolf
        9 years ago

        Yeah.....I'm sure that a male dog who humps his mistress REEEEly feels "taken advantage of" and "used"....LOL (:->) You truly are clueless about dogs and what motivates them and how they see the world.....aren't you?

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      • cheesemeup
        9 years ago

        I wouldn't be too sure about that. Most dogs would be grateful to have an owner that doesn't chop part of their genitals off and gives him the release he can't get on his own. ;3

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      • Aliceee93
        10 years ago

        They must take action!

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          Just so ya'll know this post is totally fake. I'm not actually crazy, I am not on Prozac, and my dog doesn't talk to me. It was all just troll post I did when I was drunk. But hell yeah, all the dogs got to get together and launch a protest of that shit. Seriously though, I bet that is what they'd say if they could talk

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          • Aliceee93
            10 years ago

            Haha I'm pretty sure we're not all idiots.

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          • macaroniheyo
            10 years ago

            This post reminds me of Wilfred.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      Then go with ur pup and solve some mysteries, Jinkies

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      • Aliceee93
        10 years ago

        Where's 'raggy?

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  • Zetawolf
    10 years ago

    I think it's great that you and your dog talk. Giving pharmacological advice is fine.....just be wary if he starts telling you to kill people (:-o)

    (Google "Son of Sam" murders)

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  • Negima93
    9 years ago

    You know, I think that's how Son of Sam started out. He claimed the dog told him to do all kinds of horrible things

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  • TheAnarkyOfLife
    10 years ago

    If u know what i mean.

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  • TheAnarkyOfLife
    10 years ago

    Ah ah ah! Someones put too much sugar in their afternoon tea.

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  • 2tfx
    10 years ago

    ask yourself why nobody HUMAN will speak to you

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Stay off the pills bro. Life has obviously taken on a whole new meaning for you and you must take advantage of your special power. Maybe there are others with similar special powers and you could form a group. You could call it the "League of Looney Gentlemen"?

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  • Canttel
    10 years ago

    You gotta take your pills because u are halusinating or geting schizofinic. You should take those pills before your dog tells u to do something bad,very bad!

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