My family is poisoning me

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My wife and stepson are poisoning me. I was in a coma for 4 months. My only course of action is clear at this point.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    How do you know they are poising you? Do you have concrete evidence?

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    • karenr0se24
      4 years ago

      poisoners rarely get caught.it's possible to use small amounts which are virtually untraceable, yet still have devastatingly detrimental physical effects.
      i should know, as i was poisoned by my ex "best friend".

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    More context please? What makes you think this?

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  • NoLifer
    4 years ago

    You give very little context here. Saying they are poisoning me becuase you in a coma but why were you in a coma. What makes you think it was poison?

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  • Sexualized_Polycheate_Worm
    4 years ago

    my advice would be to repeatedly say the n-word to them until they cannot take it anymore and you have poisoned them with the n-word. even if they like the n-word and initially are entertained, they will gradually become numb and then go insane from it. in this way you will have beat them. put my plan into action ASAP

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Poison them back!

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    • RoseIsabella
      4 years ago | pl

      Poop in their soup!

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
        4 years ago

        Orange juice works better....

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago

          Drink apple juice, because O.J. will kill you.

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          • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
            4 years ago

            Because of the poo in it?

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            • RoseIsabella
              4 years ago

              No, I was just saying that, because I saw that phrase on a t-shirt.

              Please understand I don't advocate actually in anyone's soup. I just said it, because it rhymed.

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  • IrishPotato
    4 years ago

    Use a knife.

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  • Sarajeremy
    4 years ago

    Move out and call the cops

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  • Cutie12345
    4 years ago

    Hi there, attention whore! Ur life is so sad to be posting this shit. Fuck off.

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    • karenr0se24
      4 years ago

      that's not a "cutie" comment... why don't you fuckoff.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    What makes you think that you are being poisoned?

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Well Rose. The answer to this is rather obvious. He needs something interesting and controversial to post here to try to get attention.
      Simple as that.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        Yep.

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        • McBean
          4 years ago

          I beg to differ here. I have a rigid daughter-in-law with a heart of ice. She never says a word and would poison me in a minute if she could get away with it. Then she would think her world to be more perfect. Thankfully, she lives 2,000 miles away.

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          • RoseIsabella
            4 years ago

            Wow!

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            • McBean
              4 years ago

              As you might suspect, she has passive-aggressively forbidden me from making contact with the family.

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            • karenr0se24
              4 years ago

              that comment shows your high I.Q.

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      • karenr0se24
        4 years ago

        dear gods look whose talkin....

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