My family's cult

Every week my family makes me perform a ritual where I pretend to drink the blood and eat the flesh of a dead man. It kinda scares me, and I think the deity we're worshiping might be evil.

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  • Faceless

    Its just Jesus. Accept him into your heart... and bum.

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    • anti-hero

      Nobody does communion on a weekly basis, as far as I know.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Catholics have Holy Communion at Mass everyday.

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        • anti-hero

          Shit, you are right. I haven't been Catholic in quiet awhile. How soon we forget. That is what happens when you sneak out half the time :)

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  • GreyWulfen

    This post is genius. Really.

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  • then you will go visiting a man in a dress and you will stand in a closet together, you will tell him everything naughty you did that week

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  • thumper61

    get the hell out of there. it,s not normal.

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  • lufa

    You're in a human sacrifice cult called Christianity. Sit back relax and enjoy your slow ride into dementia.

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  • iheartu2013

    By the way, how am I hateful. My message is full of love. I really don't hate anyone. I may dislike someone's actions, but I really don't hate the person. There is no reason to be lashing out. Again, God bless you.

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  • iheartu2013

    They can believe whatever they want. So can you. And no I am not trying to threaten you. Think of it this way, if some one were drowning, wouldn't you want to throw them a life preserver? I would. And I am trying God bless you.

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  • I've been told that I seem like the type to become a cult leader.

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    • BLAh81

      Jim Jones?

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      • Is one dead Elvis.

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        • BLAh81

          Nah man, the king is still alive, and so are all his lookalikes. O yeah.

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          • RoseIsabella

            I saw him at a gas station in Mississippi.

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            • BLAh81

              I saw him at a coffeeshop in Amsterdam. He sure seems to get around.

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  • ApocalypseClue

    Fuck off! God keeps me unhateful and made me a person of good :)

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    • BLAh81

      You don't sound unhateful.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Ok, I'll bite.
    No, it's not normal. Christians are fucking stupid ass idiot cultists. Anyone who isn't atheist is mentally inferior and emotionally week. Your family isn't fit to breathe your air.

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    • shuggy-chan

      nom nom nom bite me next

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  • AppleMind

    I just submitted a post similar to this about going to church :)

    Oddly, your family's ritual is more normal than your fear of it. In the US.

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  • iheartu2013

    Last time I checked I talk about Christ because I want to help people. Though you are not being very nice, I really do forgive you for your insults. I am sorry for whatever someone has done to you to make you lash out like that. People in pain often lash out. I don't wish to stuff it down your throat, but the message is always there if you wish to hear it. And even if you don't want my prayer I will pray for you. And I wish you well in life. God bless.

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    • BLAh81

      "I am sorry for whatever someone has done to you to make you lash out like that."

      Did it ever occur to you that this post can be EASILY motivated by something other than personal pain? Perhaps it's simply because the OP disagrees with Christianity. Could VERY well be. In any case, the OP's point is PERFECTLY valid in itself.

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  • iheartu2013

    Some of you guys are really rude. Why is it that some of you have to put down those who believe in Jesus...could it be in your heart you know the truth and you are just afraid...makes sense to me, people hurt and make fun of what they are afraid of.
    God bless all of you anyway! I pray you all find the truth before it is too late!

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    • BLAh81

      How arrogant to imply you've found the truth and non-Christians haven't. Ever considered that you might be mistaken?

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      • BLAh81

        I also don't like your underlying threat BTW: "I pray you all find the truth before it is too late!"

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    • Holzman_67

      I'm not afraid. It's the truth that sets us free from fear.

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  • watermelonninja

    If you don't like it don't do it. Ask Jesus to forgive you. Ask him to comoe into your heart.

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  • theewiccachick

    Ok... it really does sound like a cult problem. I think you need to get out of there as fast as you can!

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  • daisymoo

    Haha brilliant!!

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  • emi101

    Are your family satanists?

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  • Sensate

    I don't really get why you would ask if this is normal...It's not. Ask your suroundings (people not connected to your family) if they do this and you'll find out no one does this. Have fun with the family demon rituals 'n shit.

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    • GreyWulfen

      You know this post is about going to church?

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      • Sensate

        Didn't realise it at first glance. Then again i'm an atheist and no one in my life has ever forced me into a church unless if it's a funeral. So 'scuse me for being clueless. And shove your downvote up yer arse!

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