My friend predicts that i will die making out with a boy in a closet

Please answer this question because I need some answers!

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  • Boojum

    I've done a tarot reading for your friend. What I saw in the cards was so dire that I consulted my spirit guide for confirmation. Unfortunately, Vissi Ariel has confirmed that this is her fate:

    Around the middle of next year, your friend will look in the mirror and be filled with despair at the realisation that she's a total idiot and loser. She will attempt to escape the reality of her shallow and meaningless life by self-medicating with alcohol. This will soon not be sufficient to dull her existential angst, and she will become addicted to heroin. At the age of 22, she'll be infected with chlamydia, gonorrhoea and herpes due to her turning tricks to feed her habit, and she will walk with a limp due to her breaking her leg after stumbling into the street in a drug-induced haze and being hit by a pizza delivery driver on a scooter. Shortly before her 24th birthday, she'll try to rob a drug dealer, be shot, and she will die alone shortly after 2:00 am on a wet street approximately five miles away from her current residence.

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    • Bazinga

      That's pretty much the same thing I got as well. Additionally, it appears the scooter driver will sue her for £1,000,000. But will offer to settle out of court for her future first born child, and the keepsake childhood gift her grandmother gave her.

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    • GaelicPotato

      I love you.

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      • Boojum

        Wuv oo too, my widdle idgy, squidgy potatoo-boo.

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    • SmokeEverything

      I thought you were making shit up but I checked my ouija board and can confirm all of this except the death, she actually survives the bullet and dies a year and a half later choking on a pickle at an arbys.

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      • Boojum

        I'll have to check that out with my spirit guide.

        Maybe the OP has told her friend of my warning, and her ultimate fate has been altered.

        (BTW, you may recall me mentioning that I was born and grew up in the States, but I've lived in Europe since my early twenties (which is long ago). Arby's is really the only thing that I miss about the USA. How frigging disgusting is that?)

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  • Mini69

    There’s no answer to your question because you didn’t ask a question, you made a statement about what your friend predicted. However, if it’s an opinion you’re looking for, this is what I think. Anyone can make an irrational prediction, that doesn’t make it true. Your friend sounds like an idiot. No one can predict how someone else will die, unless it is a medical professional giving an opinion on a life threatening condition or a murderer telling you what they are going to do to you. So all you need to do is ask your so called friend if they are a medical professional, a murderer or just a fucking idiot.

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    • Smilergirl09

      Well when he was about 7 he predicted that his parents would get divorced and two years later they did

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      • SkullsNRoses

        Any given child’s parents divorcing is not that unlikely, he would also have been watching them fight and resent each other at home. That’s not really making a prediction, it’s joining the dots.

        You and a guy dying whilst making out in a closet is far less likely and would be considered a freak accident. Is it possible that his “prediction” could be motivated by jealousy as he doesn’t like the idea of you kissing another boy?

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  • rocketdave

    Your friend is weird!

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  • Mr_Fool

    Its better than dying while shitting

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    • Smilergirl09

      True

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  • Clunk42

    You haven't asked a question.

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    • Smilergirl09

      Is this normal

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  • bigbudchonga

    Would you like to come into a closet and make out with me?

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    • Smilergirl09

      Depends🙂

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    • Smilergirl09

      NO

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  • olderdude-xx

    Well - can you imagine a much better way to go out?

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    • olderdude-xx

      ps: Perhaps if you wish to live a long life and not tempt fate... find somewhere else to make out...

      Personally, I've never been fond of closets for that kind of thing (never done it in a closet - always had better places to do it).

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  • YE

    False.

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  • Somenormie

    Prediction is weird and unlikely not to happen chances of that happening to you are most likely to be impossible.

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  • mathewdavis133

    Don't believe your friend. Their prediction is silly. They are having you on.

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  • RoseIsabella

    What's the question? Your post was really more of a proclamation than anything else.

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  • SwickDinging

    Your friend is silly

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I need more context, how did your friend predict this, was it part of a game or dream? Does the boy kill you or do you just die in there with him? Does he die?

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    • Smilergirl09

      And he has predicted a lot of things that were right

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    • Smilergirl09

      Well we both die

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  • ellnell

    Yes

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    • Smilergirl09

      Really you think so

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