My frigerator fucking stinks

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Is this shit fucking normal? So my job is really demanding ok. I go on streaks where when I get off work I don't want to do anything, so I go out and get fast food instead of slaving away in the kitchen. So for about a week I didn't even open my frigerator. I never clean it out. Maybe once every 6 months. So I went to open it and the smell was just out of control.

Now I've got a lot of experience in not cleaning frigerators out and I've never experienced anything like this. I cleaned it out and found the culprit. It was this old lime that was absolutely covered in slime. It wasn't even really a lime anymore. It was a life form. Ok, so I got rid of everything because everything fucking stunk. Like bitter, pungent, stinging the nose kind of stink. I cleaned the frigerator out with all purpose cleaning agent. It still fucking reeks. This was 3 days ago.

I can't put butter, cheese, or anything in a baggy in the frigerator because baggys are pourous and the smell will worm it's way inside. I've never seen anything like this before. This shit is definitely not normal. No way, no how. Baking soda has done nothing to help the situation. My frigerator is ruined.

Can anyone help me with this totally not normal stink? This is like that Seinfeld episode with the car. They did everything to that thing and still couldn't get the smell out. Am I going to have to take this frigerator out to skid row and just abandon it on the side of the road? I need help.

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  • Poes
    8 years ago

    You are a lazy cunt and deserve to have a sticking refrigerator, anyone in there right mind with normal values in life will go into the refrigerator at least twice a day.

    If you had done this you would have noticed that some things need to thrown out, laziness eventually catches up to you!

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  • deepdankstickygoo
    8 years ago

    You are going to end up in a mental institution.

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  • Theodis
    8 years ago

    Oh, you're busy?
    Boo-frickity-hoo!
    Because no one else is.
    Introduce yourself to soap and water.
    Maybe some soap for your mouth too.

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  • Rahrahrahrah
    8 years ago

    I just laughed at this post for a good five fucking minutes

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  • Rusty-Rider
    8 years ago

    There are a couple of things you can try.
    First, empty the contents of the fridge completely.
    Open the door wide open and point a fan directly into the compartment for a couple of days.
    Second, is to spread a couple of boxes of baking soda on 3 or 4 saucers and place them into the fridge on different levels. Carry on using the fridge and see how it smells in week. If it gets a lot better, replace the baking soda with fresh stuff and do it again until it smells like it's supposed to.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    We reap what we sow.

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  • mysistersshadow
    8 years ago

    Try bleach.

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  • [email protected]
    8 years ago

    Stop shitting in the fridge you lazy ass hoarder fuckhead!!!!!!!!

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  • uglyfridge
    8 years ago

    Look up how to remove smell from plastic things because they soak up smells like crazy, that's why it stinks so much even after cleaning.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Coffee grinds. Works like a charm.

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  • Dot123
    8 years ago

    Get a new fridge.

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  • graphic_nature
    8 years ago

    REFRIGERATOR. Check under it, something may have crawled under there and died.

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  • Poor  Jeb
    8 years ago

    Also turn off the refrigerator for a while and clean it. You want the bacteria or mold growing in there to die. Dont keep it on life support with all the cool air

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    • sydslytherin
      8 years ago

      That's the opposite of correct. Don't do that

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Open the door and leave it open with fridge turned off. Take out all shelves and clean them thoroughly: vinegar is the best thing as it will get rid of mould and won't stink like bleach does.

    Wipe out every inch of interior with white vinegar, sprinkle carb soda everywhere, leave fridge open for a couple more days and that should do it.

    I won't comment on your eating habits but your cleaning habits in relation to the fridge are ridiculous: why give yourself so much extra work? How can you not have FIVE SECONDS a day to check the fridge & chuck out anything that's going off?

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  • Poor  Jeb
    8 years ago

    I just read a wikihow on refrigerator smells. They recommend stuff like coffee grounds, vinegar, activated charcoal, etc. you have to replace the smell with some other smell and neutralize it

    Also check behind drawers and shelves. Sometimes there is still something hiding in there rotting away.

    You should be able to fix this. You just have to bring out the big guns to tackle the smell

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