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I heard that my girlfriend was going to break up with me. I was going to something to teach her a lesson. She loves marshmallows and before told me she was going to break up with me, I offered her some marshmallows. I had 12 left in the bag. She ate all 12 of them. One-half hour later, she told me she was going to break up with me. Then I told her that all 12 marshmallows she ate were rubbed between my ass cheeks before she ate them. She ran out of the house screaming. This taught her a lesson.

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systorytellers

15 years ago | pl

i feel bad for the marshmallows

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SadMostOfTheTime

13 years ago | pl

And then she got E. Coli

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xcmm92

14 years ago | pl

immature but HILLARIOUS... one thing though, what would you have done if she ate them but the rumors about wanting to break up were fake?

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago | pl

lol i love you

not in a gay way

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BarryWhite72

14 years ago | pl

You should find out who she dumped you for and tell them she used to eat marshmellows out your ass

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buttlis769

14 years ago | pl

omg ..
you are my HERO .
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idk if its normal ..
but its funny as fucking Hell

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Swanson

14 years ago | pl

If you were here next to me I'd high five you

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AfroMarx

14 years ago | pl

Haha mate that is fucking fantastic! well done my friend! haha:P

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago | pl

If I were a boy and my girlfriend was breaking up with me, I would jack off onto my hand and offer her a handshake as if I simply wanted to make a formal goodbye. My friend did that once. Hilarious.

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Darkeyes773

13 years ago | pl

Hahahahahahah! I would've covered them with laxative powder!

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booog

16 years ago | pl

marshmallows
was just added to dont eat list
still that was cool but a little cruel
"a little"

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oreoz535

13 years ago | pl

Just because she wants to break up with you doesn't mean you have to be a jerk and do something like that! What if you broke up with someone and they did something rude to you because they were upset with you... ?

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mm2184

16 years ago | pl

fucking awesome lol

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- DeliaRG
  
  13 years ago | pl
  
  LMFAO. Total Win n_n
  
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- VampireQueen123
  
  14 years ago
  
  AWESOME Dude!She deserved it
  
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monkey92

13 years ago | pl

Fucking sick!!! she probably broke up with you because you're immature!

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cassettetape

14 years ago | pl

Oh wow. Maybe she dumped you because you needed to grow up.

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- Bonche25
  
  14 years ago | pl
  
  i agree. If you didn't deserved to be dumped you would have taken the break up more maturely than telling her you rubbed her favorite snack between your butt cheeks ._.;
  
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01diesellover

14 years ago | pl

haha but where is the break up sex???

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idontknow

16 years ago | pl

lol thats funny but nasty

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LostAndConfused999

14 years ago | pl

Wow!!!!! Lmao that made my day!!
That b!tch, you showed her.

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bwenduh

13 years ago | pl

Seriously she's a bitch. She had intentions to break up with you but stuck around for marshmallows?!?! Fat. Fuck. She deserved eating assmallaows.

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[Old Memory]

16 years ago | pl

Thats gay, you should have said you jerked off onto them.

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- FoobiPhi
  
  16 years ago
  
  haha...agreed Chris!
  
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zippay2

14 years ago | pl

man i usually say something life changing but not this time, all i can say i fuck yeah!

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rosemayy

12 years ago

That is so mean of u

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hotpinklizard

12 years ago

Kharma is a bitch!! One day it's gonna slap you in the face. Haa.

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

That fuckin nasty man, but oh so very funny.

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DefJay

14 years ago

Nice job man! And i bet you wont need to worry about her telling anybody what you did:)

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shikaka

13 years ago | pl

i wish instead of just yes and no there was a genius button

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago | pl

your an asshole but thats fucking hilarious.

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gnome

14 years ago | pl

aww thats so mean :(

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Reina

13 years ago | pl

Darn, next time I'll just dump you by text.

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Beaver_bonk123

15 years ago | pl

u shoud of wiped ur ass with them, save paper

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daboss

13 years ago | pl

Hahhha I don't care what anyone says about how immature you are that's fucking funny

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freakchimp

16 years ago | pl

no wonder she broke up with you, you sound like a cock

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MatthewX01

14 years ago | pl

You did that retarded thing just because she was going to break up with you? You are an idiot. That's no reason to do such a heartless thing you insensitive prick. She probably lost interest in you because you were a dumb shit who thought your childish behavior was funny, when in reality it just showed that you are an immature cock sucker who has no respect for anyone.

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- NeonLighterz
  
  11 years ago
  
  butthurt.
  
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ImaLovrnotaFitr

15 years ago

Haha ok this story made me laugh

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rememberyourlimits

14 years ago

Not normal, but awesome

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HARRYPOTTERNUT

15 years ago | pl

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Break ups happen not need to get nasty.
No Love & Kisses Poppy

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IveGotBallsOfSteal

14 years ago | pl

you're a dumb ass. So, it's absolutely horrible to not want to be with an artard like you? It's punishable to not want to be with you? Mkay, dork.

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Resip

14 years ago | pl

Wow, so many hill billies on this site. Are you all from down South or just 10?

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paigeakers

15 years ago | pl

that was really mean..

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DidYouSayPickle

16 years ago

Awesome.
I agree,
should of made them "smores"
but eh, you rock!

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  ahaha nice.
  
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funny1

13 years ago

Lol did she not notice the brown "haze"??crazy shit dude...

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ven067

14 years ago

lmao hilarious, big props to you

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xxxstevenzanecarl666xxx

14 years ago

Dude that just made my day hahahahah

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Punk22

14 years ago | pl

ewww and u wonder why she broke up with u :S

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wow4602

12 years ago

My boyfriend tells me all the time he wiped his nut sack on stuff or his finger went through the toilet paper then puts it in my mouth. If she's that stupid you should have really shit on them.

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Misses-Jack-Sparrow

12 years ago

Should have put laxatives in them and droped her in the middle of no were hahaha

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GoVacs

12 years ago

I'm never eating a marshmallow again! I don't know if you violated those either...

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finny

16 years ago | pl

u shout have put ur cum inside them

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wannarocktheworld

14 years ago

god, that was fucking creative and awesomely amazing than george carlin and seinfeld and friends humour

damn great thing to do man

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yaoguanglv

13 years ago

Disgusting !!!

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moe

13 years ago

How does this have to do with anything about being normal

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DES

13 years ago

Funny as shit not normal

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DarkEMO

13 years ago

you should have said you stuck them up your ass

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Ghunter94

14 years ago

That's mean but, thats sweet utter revenge!

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KokoJelly

14 years ago

haha yeah

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normalcydude

14 years ago

I think this is quite normal, if you are 5 years old...

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psycotics

13 years ago

You are a genius!!!

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Crossed

14 years ago

LMAO.. laughed to hard...

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hazed

14 years ago

What a great story. I'm sure she's happy you are out of her life. You may mature one day and realize that she just wasn't right for you. So next time you will not do something so silly.

I like stories.

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brothershamass

16 years ago

Nice one!

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D-Fib

11 years ago

I'm sure she had her reasons for breaking up with you.

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purplemonkeys

13 years ago

Thatguy77 will have a gramma attack him

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gertie.weininger

13 years ago

oMG!!! lol...

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forevaeva4

14 years ago

did you really rub them between your butt?

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andres17

14 years ago

nice! you are my new hero

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hailes77654

13 years ago

Oh dear

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radishbobby84

14 years ago

haha your so evil

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xxxVengeancexxx

14 years ago

I love you in the most heterosexual way. That's so fucking awesome. What if she ate the marshmellows and decided to stay with you ha ha totaly awkward. Did she get E coli?

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katielouise95

14 years ago

okay first of all LOL
second off: that taught her no lesson but that her ex was a jerk, if the feelings nnot there, its not there! x

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Teenageguydan

14 years ago

omfg i have so much respect for you right now... you didnt actually do it tho did you?

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drhouse

14 years ago

RIGHT ON!

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Not cool.

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IsNotNormal

14 years ago

that is the funniest shit i heard all day

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Stolly

14 years ago

haha great job m8.

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KP247

14 years ago

yo doggg. that is some funy shit b. thats classic. im glad you did that. to teach her that you are the smart one. however after she ate them you shoulda been like its over. hahaha

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oliviaindigo

14 years ago

you are my hero!

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dickbandit

15 years ago

ok who ever was the fucken idiot who posted the long post is a fucken immature ass whipe licking butt hole sucking faggot and second of all good post. i laughed so hard my stomach hurt thanks for the good laugh bro

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wheelofroot

14 years ago

That is just gay...
What if u need to be teached a lesson, no wonder she broke up with u...

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esreverlogic

15 years ago

When I break up with girls I act like I am proposing, then I don't say "Will you marry me", then I walk away, and inside the little black box with a bow on it, a note reads "Were through." Then a broad spectrum of e-mails and letters appear in both my virtual and actual mailboxes, including death threats and hate mail, but it was TOTALLY worth the laugh.

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mysweetbananatree

14 years ago

it depends. if she was stupid and had no reason to break up with you and she only did it because shes a freaking prostitute than yeah THAT WAS AWSOMEEEEEE

but if she actually had a good reason than maybe that was to much...

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OhSoNotNormal

16 years ago

hahaha

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xoxoxotweetyxoxoxo

15 years ago

no wonder she broke up with you... you soung like a cock sucker!

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wtfblood

14 years ago

A job well done, could have dipped them in acid for that little extra touch!

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Sammy3

15 years ago

Wait. Is it possible to eat 12 at a time? Wouldnt they like blow up in your stomich or something. Expand perhaps?

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hornball26

16 years ago

i might have to try that one! lol thats funny

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matykane

13 years ago

Mate, get a syringe and inject bull semen in the middle if it after you wiped them on your ass so you can say she is full if bullshit.

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Msbecky

13 years ago

LMAO I HOPE THIS IS TRUE

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night000

14 years ago

Well it's not normal my friend. but kudos on raising the bar on getting pay back on bitches haha

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Sky16

14 years ago

ass whole that is so mean

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blondieee

14 years ago

hahahaha no hard feelings...

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browneyedbaybee

15 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA sounds funny!

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InFlictas

16 years ago

lol that rocked dude

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[Old Memory]

16 years ago

LOL

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poopey-eyeball

12 years ago

If a chick did that to me......I would have loved it! Cause I love a womans ass. I think she secretly liked it.I bet her and her friends sat around in their panties masturbating and begging her to tell the story again while they breathed heavy moans and they flung pooh at each other

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lisalyn

13 years ago

I can't stop laughing. This one made my day.

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Why are people saying "no wonder she broke up with you" and shit like that? I doubt he is like that every second of the day. Anyway, good move, man.

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ilove.nsn

13 years ago

Epic Win.

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vera046

13 years ago

That's so mean! How could you do that to a girl?! HAHAHAHAHA no jk. That's funny! Hahaha.

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Hell yes!i wish i did that!

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eagle-eye

13 years ago

You made my day man.

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blindchic

13 years ago

That's AWESOME!!!

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Haha

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Lol that's funny stuff

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

HAHHAAA that is great!!!

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iHatemF

13 years ago

I would've been more extreme but, good job man!

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leatherjackets99

13 years ago

LOL!

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mystic1234

13 years ago

LMFAO FUNNY MAN

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nomeatemmaleah

13 years ago

Dude! Good job thass tres awesome!!!!!'

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Hunter0820

13 years ago

Sooooo cruel, but I like your style! Normal, in a way.

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

lmao nice

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

LOLLLL. i love u no homo

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

who deserves props, YOU DO!!!!!!

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JamJackson

13 years ago

no that is not normal
but yes that is fucking hilarious

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jean

13 years ago

Wow dude

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Ike

13 years ago

That is probably the funniest thing i have ever read on iin. maybe i am just too new to iin (o_o)

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avocadism

13 years ago

LMFAO !!! hahhahx !

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GT140

13 years ago

Funny as shit bro. I did the something but in a different situation.

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

You're my hero!

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chelsnock14k

13 years ago

LMFAO!!!!!!!

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godot

13 years ago

ahahah disgusting but funny! ahah

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kitsunechan

13 years ago

LOLOLOLOL!!! WAY TO B CREATIVE hahahahahahaa XD

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

wow! ur like an evil genuis dude! she deserves it

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oquenbe

13 years ago

i gotta say........that was genius

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Mad funny dude

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ayitsnunu

13 years ago

I think its normal. Might even help you feel better about the situation overall.
Lmao.
Point is..that was hilarious and I wonder what she's gonna think next time she's about to break up with somebody.
Maybe won't eat their marshmallows first :)
hahaha.

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ciano

13 years ago

Not normal, but it should be.

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UserFriendlyDrug

13 years ago

Thats . . . normal? Still a genius move.

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Atlas12

13 years ago

that = fucking awesome!

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Falafel87

13 years ago

Bit of a daft statement to make, but hey; a) you only had a split-second to think, and b) it worked!!

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

funny:D

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westerfan12

13 years ago

Lmfao that is so freaking awesome

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

that's so awesome

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that_kid_over_there

14 years ago

ROFL!!!! :D

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago

lol man ur my hero xD

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago

A+ you win
That's the best way to break up with someone hahahah

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panda:)

14 years ago

Lol that's so hilarious!

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago

LAM AY OO!

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago

ROFLMFAO!!

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tyrustrojan

14 years ago

Lmao! You nasty man.

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ipunchy92

14 years ago

Lmao awesome

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w0200469

14 years ago

Hahaha !!! Nice one

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drewdog44

14 years ago

Haha nice!

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momaholic7150

14 years ago

I love it ! Fk'n hilarious !

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cougardb3

14 years ago

Good move fucking hilarious

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crazyman76

14 years ago

Haha you are the best

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dice

14 years ago

lmao good job man

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BrightEyes

14 years ago

Awesome.

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sorrythatusernameistaken

14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! XD

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Cyn

14 years ago

Epic win XD

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CharleSD

14 years ago

THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD ONE LOL

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BOYracer88

14 years ago

haha unlucky bitch

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Dreamer365

14 years ago

loool! that's awesome! haha

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asmdthegreat

14 years ago

Ahahahha, long live ^-^

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huBelial

14 years ago

WIN

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gman2012

14 years ago

ROTFLMAO that made my fucking day dude

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  so what if she wasnt going to brake up with you? would you have felt bad? pshh! i would!
  
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lulzdude

14 years ago

lol win

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Nanaxxx

14 years ago

LOLLL! niceee job!

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ghost12

14 years ago

hahaha...cool that what they get!!!hella funny

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rainmay

14 years ago

oh dear. how cruel

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jake8128

14 years ago

awsome thats really funny man chris is right

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dayummalessa

15 years ago

thatts hillariouuus i love how ur mind workksss :]

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RogueinIE

13 years ago

Years ago I had some friend who were upset with their female roommate so to get back at them they peed in her shampoo and stuck her favorite lipstick up one of their butts to give it a little extra flavor. As far as I know, she never found out and used both products to their end. This type of behavior is all pretty juvenile in my humble opinion.

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rockerxchick313

14 years ago

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kitkat21

14 years ago

I fucking love your sense of revenge its sweet dude even tho im a girl i would find that nasty but i just lol'ed when i read that

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imjustme

14 years ago

immature....so immature. She probably didnt deserve that unless she really acted like a b-i-t-c-h.

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chunkybongo

14 years ago

OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh you got her! LOFL! YUCK HAHAHAHAHA

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candid

14 years ago

lol, honestly, if it was my boyfriend I wouldn't actually care where the marshmallows had been.

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NawtyHubbie

15 years ago

I had a friend who did that with a burrito once. She got bitchy with him and sent him to taco bell one night really late, so he responded by rubbing the burrito all over his balls before giving it to her to eat. Not something I'd do, but hilarious anyways! He was going to break up with her soon if things didn't change, and that was the beginning of the end.

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boy347

16 years ago

haha you rock man

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galeni

16 years ago

good move man..

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MANATARMS

14 years ago

next time offer her some milk but instead of milk make it your semen that you have ejaculated over the past month.

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OhSoNotNormal

16 years ago

lmfao u rock

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fibonaci

13 years ago

That's disgusting can't you git sick from that and all that fecies blah

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roboman11

13 years ago

man so many comments took me forever to scroll down .lol but,,

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CorruptedX

14 years ago

Dude I have so much respect for you, that's such an awesome thing to do. LMAO

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HarshbutTrue

14 years ago

lol dude that is win

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katielouise95

14 years ago

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Gerald

15 years ago

you should have made smores with exlax.

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SRBPRD

16 years ago

ahahahaah good work man :P

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loveislove

16 years ago

immature!

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claypigeons

6 years ago

what lesson was that? that you're an asshole?

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Giovanni03

6 years ago

You sir, are a legend

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greatman051

6 years ago

I would've nutted on the marshmallows and told her that she just ate all the babies I would've given her pussy

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meandmrsright

11 years ago

The reason this is so funny is because as the narrator told his story, all of us who found it humorous thought of that one girl, or guy who was such a pain and caused us so much grief and was like, I missed my chance! Just to imagine the look on her face.... Mad props to you if this is real and she deserved it. To do this to every girl/guy ? No. But there's probably more than a few who deserve this.

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spiffy

11 years ago

Absolutely epic!!!

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elephantface

11 years ago

You are amazing

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larylolly

11 years ago

Look I really think that it was funny what you did but gross at the same time and this is coming from a girl

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redtruck

11 years ago

That's wassup

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justkeep_smiling

11 years ago

LMFAO. .i just died ahahaha

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asiaelise

11 years ago

I couldn't possibly see why she would wanna break up with you

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laugh.alot13

11 years ago

That's actually really funny hahahahaha

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mauwpauw

11 years ago

Normal? No. But it's fucking awesome

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xmonny

11 years ago

LOL

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1029384756baby

11 years ago

U suck just man up or for ur sake boy up and take it god give the girl a break there must have been a reason she dumped ur lame ass

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sky915

11 years ago

LMAAAOOO FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER READ PAHAHAHA xD

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izzy_

11 years ago

Dammnnn good one, Lmfao

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cocobubbleable

12 years ago

MARRY ME YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN.

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DiamondEyes4121

12 years ago

LOL!!

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kit291

12 years ago

lol thats pretty damn funny but sick at the same time.

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Javierinla

12 years ago

That was so funny. But wrong at the same time.

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skullcrusherjoker

12 years ago

Thats fucking alsome!
Send her some in mail throw salt on wound

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nonoitisnot

12 years ago

That is great, you should have had her tattoo your name to her and then break up with her.

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icouldntthinkofanickname

12 years ago

Why did you tell her

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poopey-eyeball

12 years ago

You should have put the marshmallows up a diareah oozing skunks ass and may be rubbed a little ghonnarea on it. By the way man, your ex-girlfriend is doing fine now and she enjoys eating marshmallows out of the crack of my ass.

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boyseb

12 years ago

You're an ASSHOLE. How would you have done, if she had not finished its run? During the marshmallows then ok?
And then, what would you have for the person who told you of it, drawn by the ass?

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ishitpandas

12 years ago

Awesome lmao

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mattsaballer5

12 years ago

I wish u had that on video man

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deedaking314

12 years ago

Hahahahahaha dude that is fuckn awesome lol tought her ...

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NotSoHappyNinja

12 years ago

I'm officially terrified to eat anything my boyfriend offers me now :s

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stardustisawsome

12 years ago

Omg awsome !

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joshinator20

12 years ago

It would of been funnier if she decided not to break up with you

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thebluespartan

12 years ago

Haha Soo fucking funny

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MeetTheFker

12 years ago

ROFLMFAO nice hahahahahahah

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baby.girl

12 years ago

I don't think I ever wan to eat a marshmallow again...O.o

And I'm sure she had a hood reason to break up with u!! Judging by this post I'm not surprised she did!!

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sarahrocks24

12 years ago

That's gross...haha but so awesome an hilariouussss:D good one!!!!

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Luker

12 years ago

Best story I've heard in a long time. If that's true- u are a legend.

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Very

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haley97

12 years ago

Umm I don't get how you needed to teach her a lesson, yea it was funny but if she wanted to break up with you YOU shouldn't have reacted that way...

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stargirl18

12 years ago

That is so immature no wonder she dumped you
Clearly doing this you don't take bad news well , honestly how does doing something like this help you in any way? You still lost her and she'll talk about it alot to a bunch of girls because that's what we do so good luck finding a new girl who'll like you jerk

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XxShanBamxX

12 years ago

Ahhhaa lol :L that's mean but funny x

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Chaychay

12 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADHDRYFSSTUDFGAHAHAHAHAGSRTUICZVBBBXBBJOGQWRG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU!!!!

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ilovemyjew

12 years ago

Brilliant

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

Funny but gross!!!! LOL!!!!

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jenjen06

12 years ago

Lmao!!!!!! I don't even know what your question is but this made my week :D

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

I admire you with great passion..... Way to go ;)

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mathwiz6

13 years ago

Lol wish I though too do that

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

I love you.

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Thatguy777

13 years ago

Wow. WINNING!

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purplemonkeys

13 years ago

LAST COMMENT NOONE CAN COMMENT ANYMORE OR ILL SICK MY GRANDMOTHER ON YOUR ASS

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Dude , u just taught me a new way to get back at ma girl!

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BallerinaCass

13 years ago

HAHAHAH Bo one will ever break up with you for fear of being fed ass food lmao!

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Awesome dude

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Haha I'm so doing that xP

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mccoyzachary21

13 years ago

That's the greatest thing I've ever heard, nice one dude

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JR(562)

13 years ago

Haha oh that's some funny ass shit I heard my girl was gonna break up with me too I should have done something like that

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LiveLaughLove73

13 years ago

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! SO MANY COMMENTS!!

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fruitlover

13 years ago

Lol

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MESOMIKE

13 years ago

I do hope your ass was full of butt cheese and funk with a hint of shit. Better than S'mores ! !

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xloverobsessed

13 years ago

Omg this made my day!!!

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LM23

13 years ago

bwhahahhh u should've rubbed it on ur dick XD. then again she probly like tht

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1776

13 years ago

no wonder she broke up with you... wtf

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jude128

13 years ago

That is funny and I guess u really liked her
R u stool together or what

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Sweetz

13 years ago

Gross feces XD

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wildflowerkmk

13 years ago

Hahahaha that's freaking funny. But wait did you really wipe your ass with them?

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bloksow

13 years ago

Bhahahaha :D

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phoenix_paradox

13 years ago

Lol nice move!

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

ROfL

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jean

13 years ago

You got problems but wow haha

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Syrah

14 years ago

LOL.
<3XD

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digitalnasty

15 years ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

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Ritsudono

15 years ago

Lol! That was so retarded yet very slick at the same time and very funny too.

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ladiesman7

15 years ago

lmao nice

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euphoria

15 years ago

LMFAO. Frigging cruel, but still, funny.

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daydream

15 years ago

Lol 4sure heheheheh(^__^)

But very doubtful if that action was taken against the marshmallows I mean seriously unless his booty was super clean she would have noticed!!!!

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splintz2008

15 years ago

lol that was funny blud tell a next agian some time i got to read it

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uniqueasyou

13 years ago

that's so messed up. you need help.

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[Old Memory]

14 years ago

Haha jerk!! That's mean but like super funny...:)

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brokenwings

14 years ago

She deserved it ! hahahaha

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traveller007

13 years ago

LOL ..sick!

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keisymtz15

13 years ago

eww so grooss buutt still funnyyy
jajaa

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iconfused

14 years ago

I love you but I would never in a million years date you (:

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heavahh

14 years ago

id be scared to break up with you and never east your marshmellows

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fukerzworld

14 years ago

THAT BITCH DESERVED IT LMAO..

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deathbanisher

14 years ago

serves teh bitch right! heh

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Silverlenses4

14 years ago

If it's your fault she broke up with you then you shouldn't have done that.

Anyway getting back at her this way is way too foolish. I have better ways...

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dickbandit

15 years ago

ya deff should of whiped your ass with one and said it was just choclate.

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MrNotNormal

12 years ago

HAHA that jokes! you should of stabbed her :D...

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[Old Memory]

13 years ago

Coooool! Right on!!!

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isPooping

13 years ago

Didn't taste weird?

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akgiraud

13 years ago

Hehehehe nice man :D

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yaboiiii

13 years ago

Dude u rock lol lmfao

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Zukes370

13 years ago

Funny guy. LMAO!

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bri-:)

13 years ago

Lmao halarious..nice plan but kinda mean

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luccal123

15 years ago

hahahahahahahaa nice man

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furball

13 years ago

Only mistake you made was not dipping them in cup of your liquid which wad a blend of your urine, semen and mucus.

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SynonymousAnonymous

14 years ago

Although what exactly you did to act out your 'vengeance', to feel that (negatively) way when separating from a relationship is normal.

If you have any further questions, feel free to contact me.

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mybuttholesmellsofshit

14 years ago

i would of ass raped her then shit in her mouth. that would of really taught her a lesson.

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jesus

15 years ago

jesus doesn't approve thats what i did when i made u with your mum

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billybobthorten

14 years ago

Do y'all think I'm a scalawag comment to me to let me know and Check out the vid enter vigina it's halarios

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Are You Normal?

My girlfriend