My girlfriend has a penis, should i break up with her?

I was about to have sex with my girlfriend and she pulled her pants down, but she had a penis. I proceeded to tell her I wasn't ready to have sex yet. Now I don't know if I should break up with her. Or him. What do you think?

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  • dom180

    That's your choice. It's perfectly okay to break up with her if you feel misled (or just don't like penises :P), and it's perfectly okay to stay with her of you're curious or you like the idea.

    Maybe your girlfriend felt embarrassed and that's why your girlfriend didn't tell you before it was time to have sex; just hoped everything would be fine if it was just ignored. That was unfair on you, but understandable behaviour. Just be honest about how you feel when you have a conversation about it; if it isn't something you want then be straight up about it and say so, then break up, otherwise you're prolonging the situation. Conversely, if it *is* something that you're curious about and want to try, say that.

    But really my first sentence is the only important one. IIN is great for many things but dictating the duration of your relationship is not one of them. Do what you want, not what we say.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    If anything else (s)he fails due to dishonesty.

    Personally the only tranny I want my hands on is a 4R70W. Maybe a turbo 350 if things get crazy.

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    • Legion

      id rather have a 46re or the good ol TF A727 anyday!

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      • NotStrangeBird

        Powerglide Powerglide Powerglide!

        Quarter Miler's choice.

        Easy to rebuild too.

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        • Legion

          ok, ill give you that one ;) they are simple to rebuild. Still the 727 is damn near bulletproof!

          so, put a 'glide in a dragster and a 727 in your rock crawler!

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          • NotStrangeBird

            Gave up on Mopar transmissions when I got boned for $20 a quart oil for a Dakota I had.

            Got a built turbo 350 and consider that fairly bulletproof. Busted a cooler line off it last year and ran it dry of oil. Still running....and a 400 would be even better.

            4R70W pretty tough except for that pesky OD band. Trying like hell to kill it.

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  • dinz

    It wouldn't be so bad if you showed him your vagina. The mystery will be solved when you "click" the jig saw puzzle together.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Toss him.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Either you are really dating a dude or your girlfriend is a hermaphrodite and maybe doesn't understand this is abnormal. I for one would be really pissed off if my partner just sprung that all a sudden without alerting me before hand and just expect sex. Maybe you should ask her why she has a penis. Like if she was just born that way or is/was a dude. I would probobly break up with such a person since I knew they withheld something THIS IMPORTANT from me. Like oh wait you have extra parts? Well maybe I should know that before we start getting down and dirty.

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  • Holzman67

    "..Took her to the backroom, about to jack
    Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
    I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
    They was the biggest titties that a n*gga ever saw
    I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
    Only thought in my mind was goin' up in her
    The suspense was makin' me sick -
    She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!"

    -Eazy E

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  • hitchman

    My friend fucked a duck... no joke! My friend recently had a sexual affair with a duck. it was roadkill, i have to say he did have his fare share of cocaine that morning. Oh boy

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    • Stifler

      I saw some insane person try to f*** a tree in the park the other day...

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  • TheInfamousStranger

    Atleast you didn't sleep with her without knowing...
    .. bad memories... it's amazing what a few booze will make you do.

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  • kelili

    Oh la la! That must have been a shocking experience. I think that I would have broken up if I was a boy and he/she (???) was my partner. People should be honest at least.

    A boyfriend I had some years ago told me about the one time he met a girl in a clun and brought her home only to discover that she was a boy. For a one night stand it's okay but not in a normal relationship.

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