My girlfriend loves dick candy?

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LoL I don't know if this is weird or not, but I'm surprised my girlfriend likes dick gummy candy wtf? So I bought these gummy candies that are shape like dicks with different colors. I surprised her with them. She took it ok and liked them. Umm that's interesting that she wasn't pissed about it. Also is it normal I even bought that shit for her? Hope she eats them all because her parents are coming over and I don't want them to fine out I bought her dick candy because that would be awkward as shit. I don't like the dick candy not because I think it would make me look gay, I just don't like the flavor. Fuck this post! It's getting nasty.

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  • Rictictavie
    5 years ago

    Ah the old "eat a bag of dicks" gag has backfired. Thanks for the laugh.

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    • Hardinawetdiaper
      5 years ago

      Lololol

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    I found this post disappointing, since I thought the "dick candy" of the title referred to something you could buy to turn your penis into a lollipop.

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    If you have ever wanted to be a dick bag, you did the right thing.

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  • nikkiclaire
    5 years ago

    Unfortunately you may be gay. It's all over for you 😂😂

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    • Zonfire80
      5 years ago

      No I bought them for my girlfriend as a gift. How is that gay. Lol

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      • lordofopinions
        5 years ago

        You said you ate one. :) One cock you're a cock sucker. One cock candy same thing. :)

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        • Zonfire80
          5 years ago

          .....ok

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