My girlfriend's fat ugly knees

She looks okay otherwise but there's too much extra skin and fat on her knees. It's quite disgusting and she likes to wear shorts. I don't know how to bring this up and it's too hard to ignore.

Ask her to get surgery 3
Break up with her 14
Tell her to keep them covered at all times 4
Blind myself 20
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Comments ( 19 )
  • dimwitted

    If you truly cared for her it would not bother you. Her uniqueness is what should make her perfect for you. If not then she needs to leave your stupid ass. By the way I hope she hates your nose and then one day she can cut it off.

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  • Ellenna

    Grow up

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    • Nikclaire

      This

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    wrap em in duct tape

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  • I can’t even picture to much skin on knees wtf is that.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Keep your mouth shut, and try to learn not to be a jerk.

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    • LOL, just the other day you called my man gross and other things for being fat! :) even ya silly OP got all weird... Everyone on here is insane, except mwaa of course

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      • RoseIsabella

        I ain't got nuthin against fat asses, but that dude was too gross. I love me some Rebel Wilson, there should be more fat asses like Rebel Wilson!

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  • bigbudchonga

    I wouldn't bring it up with her, because obviously that would really hurt her self confidence, and she's not going to do anything about it. If it means that much to you then break up with her.

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  • glad wrap! Kind of like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhMox8hjtJU

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  • BlackCandle

    I guess you get used to it or walk away. How about you tell her just for the fuck of it. Especially when she's in a happy mood. Call her, make it seem like you've got something important to say. Tell her 'you need to talk'. Keep the suspense up. Tell her to calm down if she's already asking questions. Sit her down. Pause. Tell her she has fat knees. Be detailed about it. Make clear your disgust. I mean leave her forever self conscious about her knees. Make it such that she never wears shorts again. Make her feel so bad that she cries. Feed off her reaction. Be as cold as you can. Remember it's about the knees. Don't deviate. Then break up or something.

    Or just don't do the above and be nice.

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  • SKDM007

    break up with her, not for your sake but for hers as shes got a man who doesnt love her for the way she is and is actually a prick for even bringing it up

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  • Ughihatesigningup

    I voted for telling her to keep her knees covered up. She'll probably breakup with you though.

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  • brutus

    Break up with her, date someone hotter.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    The poll doesn't lie mate, blind yourself!

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    • einexile

      Yeah I voted break up but there will just be a problem with the next girl's knees, so I'd like to change my vote to the blindness thing.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Spot on! If he is this bothered by a single iota of her appearance, he is better off blind. Any idea how one goes about blinding themselves?

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        • einexile

          I've got an extra sleep mask he could borrow. I got it for my wife, but it blocks her view of my flawless physique.

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          • Doesnormalmatter

            Blindfold her while you bang her, the lack of vision increases the sensitivity of your other senses. Also, how did you develop your flawless physique? Workout plan? diet?

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