My grandma serves thanksgiving turkey in the nude

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My grandma wears nothing but a waist apron while she prepares the food. When she cuts the turkey, her sagging tits swing wildly back and forth. Towards the end of the evening, they’re covered in gravy, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and other foods. Should we have dinner at grandpa’s house instead? His ballsack is far less destructive than grandma’s boobs.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    4 years ago

    Bullshit no grandma would do that.......I hope not at least mine dose not I'd be beyond sick if she did.

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    I'd still tap that

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    • TheBlindInquisitor
      4 years ago

      Id tap his grandma to.

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Ayyyy lets take turns.

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
          4 years ago

          That reminds me of a hilarious dude i use to work with that was into grannies. Big black dude he loved old women and fat women. That pretty much means ANY women there

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            I'm not really "into" grannies, I just don't see any reason to exclude them. I don't pursue grannies specifically and push come to shove, I would rather bang younger chicks.

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            • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
              4 years ago

              There's this girl I work with named sue whos like 50 but you can tell she was really hot in her 20s. He was always hitting on her but she was married and i guess she didnt want his BBC

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
          4 years ago

          Would u really smash a granny?

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Oh fuck yeah! Depends a little on her looks and how old and seedy she is, but it would take quite a bit to change my cocks mind. I however, have never banged anyone older than 25, likely because of tinder age ranges people set.

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago

      Jesus H Christ.

      The reason you are often the punching bag around here is...

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Lol because I'm not terribly sexually selective?

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  • SmokeEverything
    4 years ago

    If you guys go over grandpas that means I can lick all that stuff off your grandmas boobs all by myself. It's always so inconvenient waiting outside in the cold until all you guys leave.

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    • SunSnow
      4 years ago

      Savege

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  • SunSnow
    4 years ago

    O jiz... That's the weirdest thing I read here.... F

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago

      NOOBIE!

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  • Joniemason
    4 years ago

    Mine does to so i fuck her every year

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    And to ruin your appetite, this might be how she looks
    https://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/grannycuntlover/3875639/401343465/ht1.jpg

    Yet this old bat here still has a nice set (and I ain't talkin an HDTV). Oh hell what do I mean "old bat"? She probably my age.
    https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b8/31/80/b83180c4bc53ea55e6441e146b0160d0.jpg

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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago

    Ye but, does she though?

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