My mom....satan radio!!

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My mom is a religious nut, and she was convinced that God was talking to her (giving her little messages) via a few different mediums, one being the radio.

I knew I could really get at her, so I planted the seed that only Satan would use trickery like a radio to communicate garbled messages. Satan was tricking her into thinking God was up to this crap, but it was really Satan, laying his rotten eggs in her brain only to incubate and hatch into evil ideas and actions in the future.

She bought it hook, line and sinker!! Great success!!

is it normal to plant seeds like this in a person's head just for the fun of it?? To make them question their entire being and beliefs?? I feel like Charles Manson, and it feels GOOD.

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11 years ago | pl

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- iin2want2know
  
  11 years ago
  
  What type of internet trickery is this? Is that you Satan?
  
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- Legion
  
  11 years ago
  
  how did you do that?
  
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Darkoil

11 years ago

Is it not cruel telling the entire world that your mum is about as clever as a brick wall. She may be an idiot but she is still your mum.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I didn't say it was an easy undertaking. She's really religious and it's not easy to chip away at her in this regard.
  
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MissyLeyneous

11 years ago

That's just cruel. Now she can't listen to radio anymore. :/

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yes....Yes....Excellent...
  
  Now all I have to do is convince her the toilet is full of Holy Water and it would be a sin to piss or shit in there, and that she can't ever fall asleep again because Satan is invading her dreams.
  
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  - Legion
    
    11 years ago
    
    My aunt is just like this. She believes that there are red devils in the creek at my house, and that satanists imprint evil into walmart stuff. its hilarious! but no, i didnt tell her anything, she came up with them on her own
    
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

You both sound mentally ill...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  She raised me, she made me do this....or made me want to do it, whatever. I know I have mental problems, I admit it. She doesn't realize she has problems. She ruined my life, now it's my turn to ruin hers.
  
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  - CarsGirlsGunsMoneyMade
    
    11 years ago
    
    Brilliant! Don't even try to perpetuate the lie that people can rise above being shitty, that'd be too fucking hard for you. Noooo, instead of helping, let's just make someone insane for some sick, petty game you made up to feel "superior."
    
    Fucking jerkoff. The best part of you ran down your mother's leg and got flushed down the toilet, and on that note, I think you got cheated out of accomplishing the purpose of your petty existence: Being sewer scum that the rest of society shits and pisses on a daily basis.
    
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JustShoveIt

11 years ago

Wow you're an ass. How old is she, 50? Can't be older than that because you're obviously an immature douchebag.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Obviously....
  
  No, she's well over 50.
  
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myboyfriendsbitch

11 years ago

But it's true. Satan is in the radio. You did a good thing.

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Dad

11 years ago

Yes brilliant idea.
I tend to laugh at religious people anyway, but why not make a show out of it.
Well done, wish you videoed it and put it on YouTube, I like watching those stoopy people :D

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ehossner740

11 years ago

Whether you believe what she believes or not, she is your mother and you ought to show her some respect as a human being.

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smartpatrol11

11 years ago

Buy her an Ipod they are true Satan devices

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VioletTrees

11 years ago

It seems like your mom should see a doctor, and it was really awful of you to take advantage of her mental illness to amuse yourself.

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- taylor-mae14
  
  11 years ago
  
  Doctors do satins work. if you die its because god wants you to die. no cant see a Doctor.
  
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disthing

11 years ago

Inception :O

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muchloveherethereis

11 years ago

You will find that people are who they are, & your mom is stupid, so is mine. But you only get one, & she'll be dead before long, & then you'll be stuck knowing that she led a shitty life, & you superior intelligence & foresight wasn't that great-- your mom never got the help she needed because you were too immature to realize the truth.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

BULL............SHIT.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

It's your mother, you dickhead. Yeah, she has some issues, she's probably old too. But still no reason to be cruel to her. Grow up.

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- taylor-mae14
  
  11 years ago
  
  she still has CD's.... cassettes?.... records... how ever old she is. lmao.
  
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alv1592

11 years ago

I had a dream that unicorns flew out of my vag. Was that a message from God? Or a message from the devil?

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

Where does all this brilliance come from??!! Its marvelous!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
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  Nice try, Satan.
  
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Imsupernormal

11 years ago

Excellent idea. Fuck Christianity.

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- JustShoveIt
  
  11 years ago
  
  Fuck atheism.
  
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