My mom drank my urine sample

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I store stool and urine in the refrigerator for weekly tests. My mom drank my urine thinking it was Gatorade (I store it in a Gatorade bottle). The urine is watered down since I drink a lot of water, she also has a messed up sense of taste because of chemo and radiation. Is it normal that I let her do this instead of using the provided cups to store my piss? Also the stool sits uncovered on a small plate next to leftovers.

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  • Mammal-lover
    4 years ago

    Considering samples need to be fresh and warm theres no way you are having tests done. You can't even have an animals urine tested if its older than 30 minutes.

    -Yawns- next

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      4 years ago

      Post is garbage but I actually had to give a sample of shit to be tested once. I followed the lady to where she put it in a fridge, I noticed the date on some that was a day or 2 old.

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      • LornaMae
        4 years ago

        But.... why???

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          4 years ago

          That question you ask is so vast!

          Why is the post garbage?
          Why did I have to give a shit sample?
          Why did I follow the lady?

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          • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
            4 years ago

            Why did you do it. I think I know why (worms).

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      • Mammal-lover
        4 years ago

        Yea but that's poop. I don't know anything about poop samples. I do know about iron samples though. That is gross however

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      The tests are by my guru not a doctor

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      • Mammal-lover
        4 years ago

        A spiritual teacher is taking samples of your urin? That's by far the biggest crock of shit man. Besides the fact that urin that sits there is full of contaminants

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      • SkullsNRoses
        4 years ago

        Guru for what? Why do they need your urine?

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  • Boojum
    4 years ago

    When I was a kid, the family refrigerator was always well-stocked with urine and faeces. Once, my mother made a Mexican meal, and it was only after my Dad had eaten a couple big forkfuls of refried beans that he realised that it was actually my little brother's shit. How we all laughed and laughed!

    We also had lots of chuckles about how, over the years, we all got caught out now and then when we took a good slug of what we thought was apple juice and discovered it was actually piss. Happy days!

    So, yeah, bruh, totally normal.

    Now that's been cleared up, shouldn't you get back to the Middle School homework you're supposed to be doing over the weekend?

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  • Make-a-fire
    3 years ago

    Don't worry it's perfectly normal! My mom often drinks my urine. She also uses my semen as coffee creamer ( only when we're out of half & half).

    And sometimes mom let's me use her breast milk for my morning cereal ...best with Lucky Charms!

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  • GaelicPotato
    4 years ago

    Piss in her face instead, you fucking pussy.

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  • Unknown_player
    4 years ago

    What person stores pee in their fridge?! You are not normal

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  • mrnonody
    4 years ago

    This ia quite normal, no need to voting

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    4 years ago

    Of course this happens a lot

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Wait drinking piss is weird? Sounds hot to me especially straight from the source.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Lies, all just lies.

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  • ellnell
    4 years ago

    The title for this thread made my lol for some reason, and yes totally normal. Mmm, urine...

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    Yes, this is normal.

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