My new wife is not happy with my apartment

She is not happy about the 200 square feet or the cold water, I have asked my landlord to connect the water heater to the studio but he said it's not in the lease. She's from Russia and keeps complaining that I showed her misleading photos and that half of our bed is in the closet where our clothes is hanging.

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Comments ( 11 )
  • PinkPiggy

    Send her back to Russia to wait in line for a free bag of potatos.

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  • dinz

    The poor woman. Send her back to Russia.

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  • Unwitting

    She should be grateful you are providing a nice home for her.

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  • Whatintarnation

    Happy wife, happy life.

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  • Since you have a lease, you’re presumably living in a legal apartment. Check your state’s law on “warranty of habitability”, which would include the minimum requirements the STATE requires the landlord to provide, which typically includes hot water, lease or not. As for the wife, give her some vodka until you can afford a bigger place.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Be a gentleman and sleep on the side where the clothes are hanging.

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  • paramore93

    Didn't she ever come round to your place before you got married? You could have been a psycho murderer living in a dungeon for all she knew xD

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  • Hotdogsaregross

    Well I can see her not being happy about living in that situation.
    I once lived in a place for 6 months that only had cold water and it sucked.

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  • Ellenna

    If you did mislead her then it's normal if she's not happy: so did you?

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  • RoseIsabella

    You sound like a fledgling troll.

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  • nikkiclaire

    Wow. Do you let her go outside or is she locked in the closet?

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