My penis looks like a mushroom cap.

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That's right, your comments are encouraged. Please don't be fucking diplomatic. Brutal honesty is the best policy.

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Who cares if it gets the job done. 9
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  • xfg59
    6 years ago

    Sounds like a cancerous tumor. Normal penises are smooth from the shaft to the head.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Are you recommending prosthesis?

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      • xfg59
        6 years ago

        I recommend amputation.

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago

    IIN is not the leading SPH provider confirmed

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    • TheMightyOz
      6 years ago

      Small penis humiliation is nothing. Limp penis humiliation is what I'm used to. I am just pathetic.

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      • rayb12
        6 years ago

        As a degradation/humiliation fetish, or vanilla low self worth?

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        • TheMightyOz
          6 years ago

          As in being incapable of any sexual activity. I can't even piss on my own. I have a rubber tube up my cock.

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          • rayb12
            6 years ago

            That doesn't make u pathetic at all

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            • TheMightyOz
              6 years ago

              To fuck is to have honor. To be sexually incapable is to be disrespected and be reprehensible in the eyes of all women. I would know. Boners talk.

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          • rayb12
            6 years ago

            Ah, I got u

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Hahaha!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      If you could paint the perfect penis, how would it look with oil paints on canvas? Artful language could perhaps capture the essense of such sensual perfection.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        I'm more interested in the person attached to it.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          And yet, if the perfect male is attached to it, his mushroom cap makes him laughable. Help me understand your point of view.

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          • RoseIsabella
            6 years ago

            My ex certainly isn't perfect, even if he is delusional enough to think he is. Honestly, guys are the last thing on my mind. Narcissistic people are very easy to laugh at for any reason, because they are so full of themselves.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              6 years ago

              So I see. The penis is love, but more often the object of male affection towards himself. Ego, preoccupation, and illusions of grandeur make him less aware of the intimacy that could make the beauty of your relationship with him really complete.

              I'll bet eye contact with you would rock my world.

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  • Kevinevan
    6 years ago

    Did you want diplomatic or brutal honesty?

    Diplomatically, who gives a shit.

    Brutal honesty, what is wrong with you that you find either humor in this post, or that it turns you on somehow? Where you recently kicked in the head?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I only want the truth. I have a mushroom cap penis. No, I have never been kicked in the head.

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      • Kevinevan
        6 years ago

        The truth is you probably either have a severe concussion and just don't remember being kicked or you should be fast tracked in to a mental institution.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          Sorry, that's not the truth. You will have to stay on the topic, or I will start deleting your comments. At least tell us about your penis.

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