My penis shrivels so bad after going to the bathroom #2

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Everytime I go to the bathroom and take a #2 my penis and balls turn into a micro penis. It is the most awkward most uncomfortable feeling I stand up and my balls are in my stomach the tip is just the head it sucks.

It does shrivel up when doing anything strenuous lift heavy objects or at work but other than that hanging out relaxing my balls hang down to my as*hole I can fit my hand around my penis long ways soft it’s just when going to the bathroom and lifting.

It has happened most of my life but has gotten worse the past couple years but I’m at the point I can’t take it anymore. I’m at the age where I will be settling down getting married soon aka sharing bedroom bathroom with a gf\wife.

I have had gfs in the past that have seen the ‘turtle’ and they must laugh it off because they know I’m not small and it’s just after those 2 things. But it still sucks having to wait to shower with my wife after going to the bathroom just so I can settle back to normal.

Not only just for looks but it is really uncomfortable especially at work jamming into my underwear all shriveled up. I eat and drink water pretty normal a cup of coffee In the morning. As of right now I’m single so I do masturbate almost every other day if not some days back to back.

Is there any cure for this it’s at the point where it’s making me really depressed and self conscious. Serious replies only please and thank you

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  • GaelicPotato
    4 years ago

    Put some honey on it first and then attach it to a hoover.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Is that safe and what does it do ?

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      • GaelicPotato
        3 years ago

        It brings it out more and I swear it grew a little bit when erect. I used to have the same problem and it sounded weird at first but when I tried it, it felt like magic was happening.

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  • --
    4 years ago

    Not normal, although swimming in the beach for a few hours the cold water on my dick makes it shrivel really small, sometimes I cant believe its my dick. All I do is shake it around a bit and it comes back to normal size.

    As for my balls the only thing that makes them shrivel and go inside my belly is when I am having really good sex.

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  • southernguy
    3 years ago

    My penis has drawn up enough when I sometimes have a bowel movement that if I pee while sitting on the commode, I actually pee on my balls. That doesn't happen very often, but it has happened..

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  • noneoftheabove
    4 years ago

    Get a vacuum pump

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Is it safe ?

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