My proposals for the english language
This is an open letter to that fat bottomed broad Merriam Webster
Past tense of Snooze should be Snoze - I won’t try to think about Snoze being for Sneeze. Maybe Sneeze and Snooze could share Snoze
Double Possession should work - When you want to ask about something that belongs to something that belongs to someone. If I wanted to talk about your dogs paws I should be able to say Yours’s. The dog is Yours, the dogs paws are Yours’s
The oo to ee and non-changing plurality - Silly for Goose to be Geese, Deer shouldn’t stay Deer when there is more than one. Mooses, deers, gooses, you can’t make silly rules because you made a silly word
Americans and Brits - Y’all need to get on the same page with your spellings, I don’t think either of y’all are strictly following the rules, people just pick and choose which US or British word they use
Random accents for foreign words - when an English speaker is talking and then suddenly breaks out an accent to pronounce a foreign word. Actually I kinda like this it always catches me off guard
The - unnecessary word. It makes your nouns sound like they’re royalty “Open car door” vs “Open //the// car door” “Where is cat” vs “Where is //the// cat”
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