My wife's family made my cat jewish iin?

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So I married a Jewish girl and her family was protesting this interfaith marriage but we worked things out, now we are happily married. But I think they are tryin to convert my cat now, whenever they come over they try and sneak the pork chop scraps I feed him out of his dish without me seeing but I see it. This culminated in me walking in on the family in a panel before the cat asking it questions about it's religion. The cat was wearing a Kippah. A FUCKING KIPPAH oh god tell me this isn't normal?

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  • Frosties
    12 years ago | pl

    The idea of a cat in a kippah made me laugh out loud. It's nice to see some funny stories here again. It's a shame people keep saying they're troll posts. I wish IIN had a category of things where it is acknowledged from the start that they are untrue and the OP is just trying to amuse us.

    When did trolls stop being people who wanted to cause anger and start become people who want to cause laughter?

    Credit to the OP. This really did make me laugh out loud.

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  • GuessWho
    12 years ago | pl

    Don't let them near him with any sharp objects. It's not his fur they want to trim.

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    • BLAh81
      10 years ago

      Haha

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    " sneak the pork chop scraps I feed him out of his dish without me seeing but I see it. "

    So... Remind them that they just violated their own Kosher rules. The laws of kashrut prohibit handling unclean meat period. Handling a pig that's alive is OK - you can keep them as pets afaik, but once it's dead it falls into the category of "unclean".

    So picking it out of the food bowl means... they just touched dead pig and defiled themselves. *evil grin*

    But seriously... it's a cat. There's only one religion cats follow - the Church of Worshipping Myself.

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  • TheUnicorn
    12 years ago

    It's normal for a Jewish family. Sorry to say

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    hahahaah can you link us with a pic pretty please.

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  • com999
    12 years ago

    Lol

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  • sikfrik
    12 years ago

    Hopefully they don't try to circumcise him...

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  • VsegdaTemnata
    12 years ago

    If it's a longhair then give it payot and that should satisfy them.

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  • ToddStellar
    12 years ago

    That's great. When I read this, I couldn't help but picture Ben Stiller somewhere in your family.
    Maybe is is just the whiskey.

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  • Ono
    12 years ago

    If a mohel ever appears at the door you know theyre really serious.

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  • Stifler
    10 years ago

    A jewish cat? IRONY!

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  • streiche
    12 years ago

    Um...

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    That's actually kinda funny...

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  • sleepingbeauty
    12 years ago

    Oh good grief! LMAO! I have to see the cat in the Kippah!

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    • Frosties
      12 years ago

      Me too. I even came back to this post just now to see if anyone had posted an update. I've been thinking about this thing all damn afternoon. The idea of the family forming a panel to quiz the cat on theological issues too. I just love this post. I want to go to a Cat Mitvah.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    That sounds so cute:D

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  • GeorgeMcBob
    12 years ago

    *sniff* *sniff*.

    Anyone else smell a troll in here?

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    • Stifler
      10 years ago

      Nah probably an oger.

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      • gummy_jr
        10 years ago

        Ogre*

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        • Stifler
          10 years ago

          Typo.

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