Name 5 significant items on your desk!!

Lube, a naked picture of your mother, tissues, cigarettes w/ a lighter, and half of a turkey club.

I think it's gonna be a good night.

dildo, bigger dildo, 40 oz, arm length rubber gloves, ans a picture of my favorite iin user

5 coffee/ tea mugs, drunken
iron balls, those meditation ones
some jagermiefter
baby wipes
paint brush

1) My smokes
2) Bottle of brandy
3) My small foam ball that we use for trash can basketball
4) Picture of Parrish's mother
5) My gauges for my ears, as I cannot wear them during the work day

Pretty standard really

1. dslr camera
2. green tea
3. oatmeal raisin cookies
4. wildflower honey
5. many pages of poems

iPad, phone, inhaler, clock and beanie hat. Now on my shelf I have more interesting things, I have a small wasp nest with a piece of honeycomb in it, a quarter full 5.56 magazine, an original hitler youth badge, a plectrum from the band oasis and a piece of film from the original star wars film.

My desk is a bit of a mess so I might have to go digging. Most of the stuff I can see by eye is common, like USB pen, mobile phone, DVD player, six DVDs. Let me have a root around. I don't think I'll find five good things, but I'll pick out what I can.

Okay.

#1 Watchmaker's/jeweller's kit
#2 Large piece of amber with pseudo-scorpion and a flower head from 40-60 million years ago
#3 A takeaway menu with the following things highlighted: baingan, daal saag, roti, gulab jamun
#4 Two year old train tickets from here to London Euston
#5 Book of pH indicator papers

1) giant desk calendar

2) Computer monitor (computer itself is inside the desk drawer - it's a mac mini so it fits quite nicely)

3) Metal basket full of important stuff like my wallet... and things I chuck there

4) Jar of pens

5) my coffee

there's more but those are the most important.

A katana(on mantle),father's day car,Chuck Norris bobble head,babe ruth autographed ball,an empty jar of anti-feeze.

OK a SF Giants drinking glass, an empty Moxie soda bottle, a piano piggy bank, a CD of myself and a singer we made in a recording studio and a back-scratcher that is a souvenir I got from a drink at a bar in Hawaii (the scratcher was in the drink which was called a tropical itch).

1) Pen/pencil
2) Paper
3) Kleenex box (For my NOSE! Get your mind out of the gutter, people)
4) Laptop
5) Chapstick

mac, printer, dexter bobble head, monte blanc pen, "things to do today" paper pad

this desk has only my computer ...but this is much more than five significant things on my desk cause its one of my favorite and special things in my life .... and im having lots of FUN>>>

1. computer
2.tea
3.drawing pad
4.cat (yea he's sitting there)
5.I-pod

1. Empty bottle of Riunite lambrusco wine
2. Jug of tea 40% full
3. Newsweek mag that I use for my half broken mouse the only surface it will read on.
4. Noise machine brand: Sleep mate.
5. Xbox360 controller

I'm not sitting at a desk, but here goes nothing. 2 books: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley and An Acceptable Time by Madeleine L'Engle. 1 can of steaz iced tea (with a paper towel underneath) & 2 tv remotes.

Lol pecil, pen, laptop, sketchbook, redbull

External Hard-Drive, Bamboo Graphics Tablet, a Pen shaped like a fish, a mouse mat shaped like a carpet, a guitar pick, and a 17 button mouse.

10 toy pandas, a Monty Python "Exploding Penguin for your Television", an almost life size fake tiger head, a pirate, set of art pieces of Maori symbols (single twist, Hei Matau and Manaia - I lost the Koru :( )

Cigarettes, authenticater, my phone, a teddy that belongs to my dog, bowl of m&ms

1) small bottle of Aleve
2) a packet of flash drives
3) cellphone
4) small bottle of sleeping pills
5) calculator

1) Husband's laptop
2) Wire rack with important mail in it
3) Mini-bong (about 6 inches high and maybe an inch in diameter)
4) 619 Green Crack #2 Marijuanna, about $30 worth
5) The "Love thy Family" lighter, of all of the lighters that I have lost, curiously I have had this one the longest. I picked it because it was so ironic. The irony that it's the only one that has not been stolen/lost is pretty rich too.

My grandfather's watch from WW2, its called "commanders watch" in russian because only the commanders were wearing those, very high quality, water resistant, stainless steal, red star and it says "made on the order of USSR ministry of defense" (poor translation into English on my behalf, sorry).
Can't think of any other significant items.

1. weed.
2. a stone from volcano.
3. a coin from Switzerland (a friend gave it to me).
4. a pineapple shaped ash pot with joints and weed leaves i got from elementary.
5. the FFIX game for ps1.

Chopsticks, a half-eaten toothbrush, an autograph from Penelope Pitstop, a diagram of Draculas Audi and a bottle of water.

Computer monitor, keyboard, camera, printer, and a telephone. Very important stuff going on here. Oh, and some young ladies corpse.

This desk is to small to be any bit interesting, just every part of the pc minus the sub woofer. :/

Hmmm my desk consists of my side of the kitchen table, a table near my side of the bed and a table and chair I set up in the garage for my pot smoking expiditions. So I've got an old metal tobacco box with my pot stuff in it, a can of air freshener, a box of lighters, binoculars and a drawing of the next tattoo I want. Hmm none of that was on the kitchen table so scratch that. Except my empty skittles bag maybe, cus I just finished them before writing this epic shit

You don't wanna know what's on MY desk ;)

Just kidding.

I'm just going to list some items, in no particular order, although they are important.

1. Wallet
2. Printer
3. Monitor
4. Speakers
5. Myself (Hahahahaha)

Item 1- Glass of tea
Item 2- Notebook
Item 3- Copy of Lord of the Rings (I'm not a LOTR nerd; just left overs from high school Lit)
Item 5- Lamp

speakers connected to my guitar amp and other single speakers . also a cmos fan :)

mostly trash. i'm a slob.

A comb, a mirror, sunglasses, and that's about it, the rest are just things i need to clean up.

Desktop Computer
Computer Monitor
Computer Mouse
Computer Keyboard
Computer Speakers

Unique?
I'm sure no-one else has the exact same combination of that hardware as me.

Not good enough?
The pattern of dust that covers these devices is unique.

A piece/ bubba kush
A jar of gum
A map of the world marked with all of the places i have been in red and want to go in blue
Time standards
Old concert tickets

hungry boo! : #1 crackers #2 Ice cream #4 sausage (hehe, it was yummy. Oh no it broke off the stick!!!) #5 Candy

Serious boo! : #1 My naruto book that I use for ideas to draw my on character in. #2 My anatomy cards ( I love anatomy!! Its so fun!) #3 A few movies that I love and can never get enough of #4 My journal which I had for years and write about funny, sad, loving, happy moments I never want to forget #5 My Candy!!! ( "I love candy!")

To be fair, here's my list. Thanks for the answers, btw!!

A metal pineapple, a Russian flask, a 100 Trillion dollar Zimbabwe bank note (yes, it's real, yes it's 100 trillion dollars, and to answer your question it's worth about $5 US), a toy iCarly gumball machine from Burger King and a tube of 'Chicken Poop' lip balm.

A picture of my husband.

The plant my cat tried to eat.

A lot of rocks.

A small elephant covered in sequins that was in my desk when I got the job.

A thank you card a client sent me. I think his kid made it. That, or he has horrible penmenship, either way it's adorable.

1. At my old job I had a 1 gallon fish tank. Little Gil swimming around was a great stress reliever!
2. My constant bottle of Diet Coke.
3. A picture of outside. No windows!!
4. The night shifts person who left coke dust and razor blade marks on my plastic desk top.
5. My troll doll.

Framed photo of me and my closest friends on the day we graduated high school, couple shells I collected from a memorable trip to the beach with same friends, a stuffed toy dog named Toby, a figurine of the leaning tower of Pisa and some orange flavoured Tic Tacs!