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My best friend is the same age as me...36. Hes mature and holds down a job and a girlfriend. Theres one thing he does, however, that leaves me with a "what the hell?" feeling. He takes theme songs from classic TV shows and changes the words to make the song all about bodily functions. For example, the Full House theme: He will sing "Every butt that stinks, Every turd that reeks"....or Mister Ed: "A colon is a colon, all shit-stained and swollen"...Those are the only two i know from heart but hes got at least 50 others and he only sings them when we are somewhere in public or other serious situations. I just get a little tired of hearing about colons and rectums, and being the ca-ca king(nickname he gave himself). I think his gf is starting to get sick of it too. If you would, please comment what you think about this. I plan on showing this post to him so maybe he will realize that not everyone likes to hear that stuff 24 7.

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

3 years ago

i was ridin around with the dingo the other day and motley crues 'girls girls girls' came on the radio so i sang along but substituted 'squirrels squirrels squirrels' so the dingo felt included

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- RoseIsabella
  
  3 years ago
  
  I prefer squirrels to strippers.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    3 years ago
    
    Nothing hotter than a squirrel stripping down to her bare fur.
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      3 years ago
      
      Nope, I just think squirrels are infinitely cooler than strippers.
      
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      - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        3 years ago
        
        well no matter whether you see a male stripper or a squirrel youre gonna be lookin at some nuts thats for sure
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        3 years ago
        
        Squirrels squirrels squirrels!
        
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        3 years ago
        
        Lmao. That was pretty good
        
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- [Old Memory]
  
  3 years ago
  
  I looked up dingos a while back and they're actually like the cutest little dogs ever
  
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    3 years ago
    
    They certainly are
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Lmao. I swear he has a "fecal" version of squirrels squirrels squirrels
  
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mouldiwarp

3 years ago

He seems to have an immature sense of humor.

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- Somenormie
  
  3 years ago
  
  First thought I agree.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    3 years ago
    
    Exactly. Its kinda weird too, because if it werent for that, hes just a regular 36 year old. Could it possibly be a mid life crisis?
    
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radar

3 years ago

If you were to say "hey that really actually bothers me" about something somebody is doing, and they were to keep doing it - they are an asshole.

And yeah for the record that sounds extremely annoying.

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[Old Memory]

3 years ago

There are lots of people who have lots of mannerisms and whatever that think they're the coolest, funniest, or whatever

But never seem to listen to the countless people who tell them otherwise

Sometimes that makes them cooler to some people

Sometimes that makes people think they're retarded

From his perspective he probably will think you're an asshole for trying to change him

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  I agree with you 100. Thanks. And if he thinks im an asshole, then so be it. Better to be an asshole than to have to hear songs about rectums.
  
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bbrown95

3 years ago

I have a friend who does similar things, too. It's okay once or twice, but gets old fast and is definitely embarrassing in public.

Does your friend also happen to talk about bodily functions and toilet humor at the dinner table? I swear, everyone I've met who loves to talk about that in general seems to primarily bring it up at the dinner table while people are trying to eat... gross!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Yes. Anywhere that's most inappropriate is the only places he does it. But yes, at dinner, in a restaurant even. You take a bite of whatever it is you are eating and when you chew he says "imagine that's pure fecal matter you are chewing"...i apologize to anyone who may have been eating while reading this.
  
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  - bbrown95
    
    3 years ago
    
    Yuck! I would completely lose my appetite!
    
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