Near death experiences

I was once crossing the highway by foot and a car slammed into me. I lost my two front teeth, which is a miracle because who gets a hit and run and survives. My second near death experience happened when i was driving down a hill and a bus hit the back of my car, my car span around and kept going down the hill in reverse until it hit the some bricks. If it didn't i would've kept going down till my car slammed into the cars on the highway. My third and last experience happened today. Its pouring rain and I went up on that same hill. My car wouldn't going up the hill i was stuck, i went on the reverse side of the road and kept pushing the accelerator till my car went all the way up. If a car would have been going down the hill it would've hit me head on. Are these normal life experiences or is there something more to them.

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  • Shackleford96

    vehicles don't like you a lot, do they?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Someone up there likes you! Do try to be more careful, however.

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  • TwoThumbs

    Sounds like you're horrible at all modes of transportation. Pay more attention maybe?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Sounds like you just need to be more careful ;)

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  • MyNicknameIsYoda

    Be more carefull.

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  • Chalice

    This is in the sex category, wtf. Lol. I love this kind of shit. We all have our consciousness shifted by external forces. N.D.E wow sounds cool. I had loads of astral projection moments, love this life, take care

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  • pixie_dust

    I've had a NDE too. I was blessed with the experience of the contact of the light you walk towards. It really is a life changing experience. I know I'm not afraid of death, being in that light is the most wonderful thing anybody could imagine. We all have it to look forward to. Anybody you've known that has died, don't feel sorry for them, you could even envy them! I sort of do, but not in a malicious way, just I know they're a lot better off than I am.

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  • midgetsex

    why do you still drive??

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  • Jfdp

    Wrong Turn : The Forum Poster

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  • lemoncity

    I fell into a pool with whirlly water when I was 7 and woke up with a life guard over me D:.

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  • thegypsysailor

    How exactly does a bus hit you from behind? Were your brake lights working?
    Crossing a highway on foot and you get hit by an invisible car? Wow, what bad luck.
    And on the same hill you chose to drive on the wrong side of the road?
    Perhaps you should become Amish and stick to a horse and buggy.

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    • Dear the bus was speeding. I live in Lebanon the laws here aren't strict like in the states. I did cross the highway everyone in Lebanon does but I got hit by a car. I was on the radio and newspapers in Lebanon because of it. Maybe I should turn amish lol

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  • college

    I was seconds away from being hit by a train...really puts life in perspective

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    • SchizoidPsycho

      LOL.

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  • SchizoidPsycho

    This is the funniest shit I have read all week.

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