No homo but

THIS GAY DUDE HUGED ME AND IT MADE MY DAY

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  • Bzzzzzzz

    Gays emmit microscopoc happy hormones known as fabulons from their skin which help attract other gay men. This phenomenon is known as "gaydar".
    Sometimes when these fabulons come into contact with a straight man or woman's body, they cause a feeling of relief, ecstacy, and joy and sometimes even hallucinations. This occurence has prompted a new and controversial drug epidemic where young boys and girls will hug and or even kiss on the cheek a young gay man to get high from their fabulons. This drug use is called "pink fuzz" or "smoking a fag" and was first popularized by young high school girls although it is now believed that this act was first discovered in biblical times where homosexual ussage was so bad, that god prompted an immediate wolrdwide ban of homosexuals. But usage of homosexuals is still greater among young school girls and can be seen in Justin Beiber concerts where hundreds of yound addicts scream and shout just to get a fix. A true oddity, Justin Beiber's homosexual little prepubecent body emmits three times the normal amounts of fabulons causing young addicts everywhere to go crazy.
    In five states homosexual ussage is illegal and possesion of a homosexual may be punishable by up to five years in prison.
    It is now known, however that when a homosexual man finds a permanent mate their bodies stop emmiting fabulons having no more need to attact more partners. It is this action that has caused an outrage over gay marriage. Many religeous groups, especially Christians, use homosexuals in religeous practices and for spiritual quests. They are strictly opposed to gay marriage for fear that if gays marry, than the available fabulons will greatly diminish leading to higher prices of homosexuals and homosexual contraband.
    The memmoirs of an ellicit user of homosexuals can be read in the best seller, A Million Little Fabulons.

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    • GummiGirl

      LMAO what!? That is amazing.

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    • windowlicker

      You Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

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    • Best thing I have ever heard.

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    • Miss_Anthrope

      "Fabulons?" Wonderful!! lol

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    • clockgears

      LOL I DIDNT EVEN BOTHER READING THIS but it made me laugh (:

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    • DaBlackSheep

      I think you are a genious bro.
      You have perfect writing skills and your ideas were really creative.

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    • FredSumper23

      I commend you sir!

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    • Thewomanizer

      you are soo smart!

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  • How did it make your day? Did certain body parts get effected by this hug?

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    • EyeOfTheStorm

      lol oh the possibilities

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  • mongoose

    WELL AINT THIS JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE THING I EVER DID READ

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  • Renly808

    Maybe you were just happy to see a nice, happy person for once. Nothing wrong with that. It sounds like a nice change from everyones constant whining.

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  • kingofthedust

    Wait... did he 'hug' or 'huge' you? cuz if a gay guy huges you, well, i dont even know what that is.

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  • A homeless man hugged me also, we later met up in the ally and he started screaming at me for some dope. It did not make my day, never hug homeless people or they will get you.

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    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    • lynamph

      LMFAO, wow

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  • haleyxbailey

    my bestie is gay and his hugs make my day.
    his hugs are amazing :)

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  • secretme

    lolz.

    Go hug some more. . ?

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  • shiranaru

    Maybe you're bisexual like me. That's perfectly fine. Maybe you're glad that you have the support of your friends.

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  • sweetie365

    It doesn't matter if he is gay or not-just accept the love. It's a wonderful thing to be loved no matter who it comes from!!!!!

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  • kriscross

    That's perfectly fine who cares about their sexual orientation everybody loves a good loving warm hug

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  • Mechastar

    u got a boner?

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  • somerandomname

    It's just the concept of being hugged. It has nothing to do with the sexuality of the hugger/huggee. In my rather large circle of friends, we hug each other a lot, no matter who it is, and there's everything from straight to gay/lesbian to bisexual to asexual... you name it.

    Some days I wish people would hug me, and when they do it cheers me up so much!

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  • secretguy25

    mabie you liked it because huggs transfer warmth and love like friendship

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  • Malik

    Aw, that's sweet...

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  • Contrary_Canary

    Of course that's not gay. Do you think it's sexual to hug women? Sometimes, yes, but usually, it's quite acceptable.
    I think it's sweet that you are open enough to be happy to get a hug from someone, even if they are gay. :)

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  • KimmyKhaosXD

    awh. (:
    I love getting hugs from gay guys, they hug the bestest! (:

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  • lynamph

    I love gays. They're so.. nice. Haha all the time.

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  • mieoux

    Dude what kind of hug was this?

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  • Moonlit_Heart

    Haha, maybe he's a good hugger? ;]

    I wouldn't ponder it too much. You could get this worry about being gay instilled in your head and that could really mess up your head..trust me..

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  • dijonay79

    Awwww, hahahaha thats the cutest thing i eva heard.

    it also made me laugh so hard when i first read it lol.

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  • Leviathan

    Depends if you like guys, or not.. if some one hugs me, it doesnt matter, if i know them, itll still cheer me up.

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  • CorruptedX

    IT'S OK MAN YOU SAID NO HOMO

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  • LifeTheRide

    Hugs are just a sign of affection. Hugs are enjoyable, that's why you liked it.

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  • thatperson1992

    No homo? No, homo.

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  • Thewomanizer

    aw thats so cute, id say bromance ;) joke

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  • p0op

    Homo gtfu bitch and suck my hard cock

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  • supersox316

    awwww hun, you just needed a hug from someone, no matter guy or girl! ;)

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  • mightymatt

    Idk why but when I read that I pictured Scott pilgrim's face when he hugs envy.

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  • LF4sDLX

    8==D----(]==8

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  • ;DDD

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  • I want old guys to hug me...
    Old people turn me on ;)
    HOT

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  • XxiidancerxX

    Maybe u guys need to try things.

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  • Luis0307

    Awwww so cute and gay lol

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  • There's a bisexual guy at my school, and he did this same thing to me. I really hate it when people make fun of him, though, because he's really nice. So yeah.

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  • yea its normal gay people are awesome to be friends with but for me its awkward to be around lesbians because im a girl if i ever got hit on by a girl id freak out

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  • levraimoii

    a-fucking-dorable. hehe. my gay best friend gives the best hugs.

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  • you either are gay or your day was really crappy

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  • timebobbu

    i think in this case it is Yes Homo

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  • high123

    Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

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  • NILSHANILOVEPOO

    next time rub poo on your chest to make the hug better ;)

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  • oogliebooglie

    you are gay! :P gay as in happy of course.
    hehe.

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  • creamcorn

    you didnt hug a gay dude. u huged a girl! thats why!

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  • xxjenxx

    cool, i like chicks and some straight chicks come and hug me out of... please to see you, or friendship i guess. i'm like, ok. but nothing there. even gay chicks hug me too sometimes, and it's the same thing.

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  • cutelittlesailboat

    "I wouldn't ponder it too much. You could get this worry about being gay instilled in your head and that could really mess up your head..trust me.."
    True that.

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  • everybody loves hugs but lil kids r spoiled wit love thats y they always happy and annoying.

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  • mogeta

    hahaha!

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  • omgalexalex

    josh. youre homo. get over it.

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  • Biohazard

    probably one of my fave stories :)

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  • blu6

    your a poof buddy!lol

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  • betsyjohnson

    He huged you? Hmmm..

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  • littlelamb

    so....u a guy too?
    then maybe, ur starting to like guys too!
    lol. welcome to the gay world.
    i'm not gay though, coz imma girl.

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  • This is really cute for some reason.

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  • godot

    well,honestly, any hug is nice.

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  • coolet

    if u really that ur not a homo,so maybe its the feeling of being comfortable
    and peace..

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  • BaconBits

    Yes dude! Hugs are the shizzzzzz! Hahaha I love hugs. I think in American society we refrain from touching. Nothing cheers me up more than a hug!

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  • TingTing08

    If you consider him as your friend, and your friend gives you a hug when you need one, then obviously it will make your day. So yes, I think its normal.. it doesn't even matter if he was gay or not. IMO.

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  • ciano

    If a gay guy told me I was attractive, it would be just as much of a compliment as if a girl told me I was attractive. I actually am quite repulsed by the idea of homosexuality, but is a valid orientation with valid views and is certainly worthy of recognition as such.

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  • blacksheepinasia

    I think it is completely normal! I'm glad your comfortable with gays because I know far too many people who think we all live in the middle-ages or something.

    Liking a hug does not mean your sexually attracted to the person you hugged. Or else a lot of people are in trouble ;) You probably just like the feeling of being appreciated!

    Also, this IIN post made my day :D

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  • Whats with a the homophobes?

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  • cougardb3

    yes homo

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  • not typical but its normal, cuzz hes ur friend (i hope)!

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  • Georgelnorth

    Your bi >.<

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    • coolet

      r u bi too rather?

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  • UserFriendlyDrug

    Nothing wrong with that. I had a similar story to yours on my page XD

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  • did penitration occur? anally or orally?

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  • precious13

    All the way normal cuz hunny i b feel n da same way plus gay guys r like my bfs so i would have been the same way.

    *gay guys rule*

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  • XxlimeyxX

    well did you get an erection?

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  • disappoint

    You got huged!?! I wish I could get huged. How big did you get, exactly? And how exactly did he "huge" you? I wouldn't mind growing a few extra feet, I'm pretty short for me age.

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  • Cyn

    D'awww :3

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  • DarkBloodAngel

    hugs make people feel better
    but if u got horny then ur gay as fuck

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  • espio872

    Dude, I lol'd for real. I don't see how that's weird, whether you're gay or not. I like getting hugs from anyone just like most people do, hugs from girls, guys, family whatever. Especially if they're a close friend or family member and you've had a bad day, it's especially reasuring and comforting.

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  • shakenbake855

    lmao

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  • karldotj

    its likely just a uplifting "im appreiciated" hug. I hug other guys all the time. one of my friends is petrified people will think hes gay and wont let me.

    Trust me, its just good to know somebody appreciates you, same as being hugged by a girl who isnt your GF

    ***this bits just gossip*

    one of... well hes a tag along says hes gay but clearly knows nothing about homosexuality as he thinks any man contact is gay.

    Spread to word, hes "dating" somebody 4 years older, meaning they're on the other end of the peadophilia line, and the other guy is clearly a peado or as he managed to convince my tagalong to say, an "open relationship"

    LOL, hes using him for sex =)

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  • screaminasian

    that's cute

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  • animalcrosser5

    Well, enjoying a hug is normal, and even being bi-curious is normal. Your typing however....

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  • Decrepitangel

    You probably just needed a hug, I hug straight guys all the time and none of them care. They all know that I'm just being a friendly person and I like to give hugs.

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  • hotchickie81

    They are so affectionate and happy! It's hard to not be happy when a gay guy hugs you :)

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  • That's nice - and you've all the homophobes here anxious! Thats nicer.

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  • CoolKid

    made u smile or made u excited? ha.

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  • poohbear09

    Maybe it wasn't they gay guy that made ur day maybe it was just the warm hug that made u feel good?

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    • I agree! Maybe you were having a bad a day and if anyone hugged you it could make u happy. I mean it doesn't matter if he's gay or not!!!

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  • rwtf259

    no harm no foul.haha.

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  • Loveybabe1213

    U definetly have some feelings for him...

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  • CuppycakeXD

    Awww. : )

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  • dude. just say "no homo" and everything will be ooookkkkkkk

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  • Please go pee in a bush and not on someones leg! WHY WOULD NO ONE SAY FLARP IN A COMMENT OF CLOCK!

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  • you are gay little fucking prick, just kiss the fucken guy already dont deny you're a homo you are one.
    This world is getting disastrous gay men??
    wtf

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  • Let'sEatCrayonss

    You want his boooody,

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  • fredfred

    that's so gay

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  • IveGotBallsOfSteal

    You are the gay football player jock in the movies lol.

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  • kimiebleed

    you will realize..your just confused..

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  • Not cool, you fucking homo.

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